Double Meaning SMS

Large Collection of Double Meaning SMS messages

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Junaid submitted on 07/10/10

Rating: 3.8/5

She Came..
I Kpt Lukin At Her..
She Smild.
Yet I Kept Quiet.
She Began 2spk.
I Dint Listen & Then,
She Began2 Leave.
I Thn Shoutd?

Mam
Attendance?!

Junaid submitted on 07/10/10

Rating: 3.8/5

S0n 2 his Dad
Dad Ap kabhi Misar gaye thy ?

Dad: Nahi Beta

Son: Phr itni Khatarnak Mummy Kahan se laye . !

Junaid submitted on 07/10/10

Rating: 3.8/5

Which Part Of A
Man?s Body
Has No Bone
Full Of Veins
Loves Pumping
And Responsible 4
Making LOVE

It?s HEART..

Junaid submitted on 07/10/10

Rating: 3.8/5

Chachi to Bhatija: hum chaat ki dukan kholenge, Lekin gaahak kaise
ayenge.Bhatija to Chachi:Mein advrtsmnt karunga k ?10 rupaye me
Chachi
ki Chat lo?.

Junaid submitted on 07/10/10

Rating: 4/5

Height of double meaning:

A Dad went to school to get son?s report card.

Busy Madam: Abhi nahi.

Dad: Mera boht mood tha abhi sab dekh leta.

Madam: Main sab dikha dongi per abhi nahi.

Dad: Tou phir kab aon mein?

Madam: Mere periods khatam hone ke baad.

Junaid submitted on 07/10/10

Rating: 4/5

Jb B milti ho agay jhuk jati ho

Krne salam adab ka

Q mou mai le k choosti ho

Kinara apni Naqab ka

Q kisi se
Krwana chahti ho kam koi sawab ka

Mangta ho to deti nhi ho
Jawab meri baat ka

Deti ho to khara ho jata hai
Rom rom jazbat ka

Q kehti ho dheray se dalo
Balon mein phool
gulab ka.

Junaid submitted on 07/10/10

Rating: 3.8/5

Newz reporter:Ap ka best cricketer kon hai.
Nergis: YUHANA
Newz reporter:Mainy ap ka best cricketer pocha hai HOBBY nahi.

Junaid submitted on 07/10/10

Rating: 3.8/5

A girl br?ke her umbrella,She went to repair shop,
Man:upar ka kapra utarna parayga aur neechay danda dalna parayga,
Girl:jo marzi karo,bus pani ander na jaye..

Junaid submitted on 07/10/10

Rating: 3.8/5

Teri Tight Tight Teri sohni sohni,
patyala shalwar Ni,
kuj hor na samjhi,

Tenu dekh k mera chutt janda,
Hath wichon Romal Ni,
kuj hor na samjhi,

Tenu Dekh k mera khara ho janda,
Cycle vich bazar Ni,
kuj hor na samjhi,

Tu karwandi rai main karda riya,
Tera intzaar Ni kuj hor na samjhi!

Junaid submitted on 07/10/10

Rating: 3.8/5

Jab raat ko koi aap pe charh jaye,
aur apni moonchun se aapko chuye,
Apni baalon wali tangen aap pe rakhe,
To samajh jana k ye
.
.
.
.
.
.
Cockroach hai :-)

Junaid submitted on 07/10/10

Rating: 3.8/5

Hold Her By Her Waist.

Keep Ur Hands on Her Neck.

Then...?

Press Ur Lips...

Against Her Lips

&

Drink Sprite.
Laga Na
Lemon Ka Jhatka?

Junaid submitted on 07/10/10

Rating: 3.8/5

Pyar K Season Me Apne LOVE GURU Se Janiye Kitna Gehra Hai Ap Dono Me Pyar!!

Type LOVE SpaceSpace Send It To Ur Father?s Number.

He WilL Tel U Everything. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ;->

Junaid submitted on 07/10/10

Rating: 3.8/5

if,
1=5
2=25
3=125
4=625
5= ??

before scrolling, think!

Ans is 1. Remember the First Line?

1=5
Moral - if,
1=5
2=25
3=125
4=625
5= ??

before scrolling, think!

Ans is 1. Remember the First Line?

1=5
Moral - Don?t Complicate Simple Problems in Life!

Junaid submitted on 07/10/10