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BASIT JAVED submitted on 11/25/10
Rating: 5/5
3 sardar after exam 1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hon. 2nd: Main bhi! 3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay
usman submitted on 08/26/10
Rating: 5/5
Sardarji, Tell Me
What Is The Meaning Of SMS?
Sardar Angrily Said:
I Know
It Means..
S – Sardaron Ke
M – Mazak Udane Ki
S – Service
usman submitted on 08/26/10
Rating: 5/5
Sardar In Bio Practical Exam

Examinar:
See Bird’s Leg & Tell Me Its Name

Sardar:
I Don’t Know

Examinar:
U’ve Failed.What’s Ur Name?

Sardar:
See My Leg & Tell My Name
usman submitted on 08/26/10
Rating: 0/5
Ek Sardar Ne Pathan Ki Beti Ka Rishta Maanga
Pathan Ne Sardar Ko Bohat Mara
Maar Kha Ke Sardar Utha
Kapre Jhaar Ke Bola
Phir Khan Sahab Me Inkaar Samjhu?
usman submitted on 08/26/10
Rating: 1/5
Doctor:
Aap Ka Weight Kitna Hai?

Santa:
Chashme(Opticals) K Saath 75kg

Doctor:
Aur Chasme K Bina!

Santa:
Vo Muje Dikhta Hi Nahi
usman submitted on 08/26/10
Rating: 5/5
Teacher To Sharma:
What Is The Full Form Of SINGH?

Sharma Thinks Hard And Says:
Sardar Insaan Nahi Gadha Hai
usman submitted on 08/26/10
Rating: 0/5
Sardar 2 His Frend:

I Kiss My Wife Evrydy B4 I Go 2 Ofice N U?

Frend:
I Kiss Ur Wife Aftr U Go 2 Ofice..

Srdar:
Hahaha
I Kissd First
usman submitted on 08/26/10
Rating: 0/5
Santa:
What Do U Want?

Banta:
I Want To Marry AISHWARYA RAI

Santa:
Beta She Wear Saris
Worth Rs.25000 U Can’t Afford
Take MALLIKA,Cheap & Best
usman submitted on 08/26/10
Rating: 3/5
Banta To Santa:
Logo Ne Tereko Kyun Mara.. ?

Santa:
Yaar
Jeweller Ki Dukan Mein
Sales Girl Ko Puchha,

Sone Ka Rate Kya Hai?
usman submitted on 08/26/10
Rating: 4.5/5
Sardar Ji Aapko Logo Ne Kyun Mara ?
Sardar:
Yaar Meri Photo Bas Main Gir Gayi
To Maine Madam Se Kaha
Zara Sadi Upar Karo Photo Lena Hai
usman submitted on 08/26/10
Rating: 5/5
Ek Srdar Ko Puri Raat
Machharo Ne Bahut Pareshan Kiya
Uska Dimaag Ghoma
Sardar Ne Zehar Pee Liya
Aur Bola Ab Kaato Saalo
Sab K Sab Moroge
usman submitted on 08/26/10
Rating: 0/5
Santa:
Main Apna Purse Ghar Bhool Aaya
Mujhe 1000 Rs Chahiye

Banta:
Dost Hi Dost K Kam Aata Hai
Le 10 Rs
Riksha Kar Aur Ja K Purse Le Aa
usman submitted on 08/26/10
Rating: 5/5
Auto Wala:
Saab!30 Rupee Hue

Sardar:
Le 15 Rupee

Auto Wala:
Saab,Ye To Baimani He

Sardar:
Abe Baimani Kaisi?
Tu Bhi To Saath Beth Kar Aya Hai
usman submitted on 08/26/10
Rating: 0/5
Sardar Was Busy
Removing A Wheel From His Auto
A Man Asks Sardar Why Are You Removing A Wheel
From Your Auto

Sardar :
Cant You Read The Board
Parking Is Only For 2 Wheeler
usman submitted on 08/26/10
Rating: 5/5
Interviewer :
When Is Your Birthday

Sardar :
13th Oct

Interviewer :
Which Year ?

Sardar :
Oye Ullu Ke Patte
Every Year
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