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khattak submitted on 08/26/10
Rating: 0/5
Sardar Friend Se:
Aaj Raat Mein Nahi Soun Ga.
Friend:
Kyon?
Sardar:
Khwaab Mein Pathan Se Larai Ho Gayi Hai.
Friend:
To Kya Hua??
Sardar:
Aaj Woh Bandy Le Kar Aye Ga. :-)
khattak submitted on 08/26/10
Rating: 0/5
Sardar’s Wife Dies:
He Is Calm

But His Wife’s Lover Is Furiously Crying..

Finally Sardar Consoles Him:
Don’t Worry Yaar
I Will Marry Again
khattak submitted on 08/26/10
Rating: 0/5
Santa Waiting At Bus Stop.
One Gentleman Came By Two Wheeler And Asked:
“You Want Lift.?”

Sardar Says:
NO Thanks,
My House Is On Ground Floor.
khattak submitted on 08/26/10
Rating: 5/5
Police Man:
Stop, Stop,
Tumhari Headlights Kaam Nahi Kar Rahi,
Woh Bandh Hai.

Santa:
Jaldi Se Hat Jao!
Brakes Bhi Kaam Nahi Kar Rahe Hain.

:-)
khattak submitted on 08/26/10
Rating: 0/5
A Sardarji Went To A Std/Isd/Pco Shop
And Slapped The Operator Twice.

:-( Guess Why ?

Bcoz There It Was Written
“Number Dial Karnay Se Pehele Do Lagae”
khattak submitted on 08/26/10
Rating: 0/5
Sardar On Phone :
Maa Khushkabri Hai

Maa:
Bol Beta

Sardar:
Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye

Maa :
Mubarak Ho ,Beta Hua Ya Beti?

Sardar:
Meri Biwi Ne Dusri Shadi Karli..
khattak submitted on 08/26/10
Rating: 0/5
1 Truck Dosry Ko Khench K Le Ja Raha Tha
Ye Dekh K 1 Sardar Zor Zor Se Hasney Laga Or Zamin
Pe Lotpot Ho Gaya Or Bola
Ek Rasi Ko Uthany K Liye Do Do Truck
khattak submitted on 08/26/10
Rating: 0/5
Ek Sardar Ji Kahin Ja Rahe Thay.
Rastey Mein Unhoon Ney Dewar Pe Likha Dekha:
Parhney Wala Gadha Hai
Yeh Perh Ker Sardar Ji Pareshan Ho Gaye
Kyunke Unhoon Ne Yeh Parh Liya Tha
Unhoon Ne Roomal Se Yeh Tehreer Mitaee Or Likha:
Likhney Wala Gadha Hai
khattak submitted on 08/26/10
Rating: 0/5
NASA Ne 3 Sardar Chand Pe Bheje
Rocket Uda,Par Aadhe Raste Se Vapas Aaya
Jab Sardaron Ko Pucha Gaya To Bole
Aaj Amawas Hai,Chand To Hoga Nahi
khattak submitted on 08/26/10
Rating: 0/5
Sardar Went To Meet His Chinese Friend
Who Is Dieing In Hospital.
Man Says Chin Yu Yan And Then He Dies.
Sardar Goes 2 China 2 Find Meaning Of Friends Last Words.

The Meaning Is…

You Are Standng On The Oxygen Tube!
khattak submitted on 08/26/10
Rating: 0/5
Sardar Carpainter Se :
Bohat Mazbot Bed Banana Q Ke
Mere Betey Ko Bahoo Pe Charna Hai

Carpainter :
Aisa Mazbot Bed Banaoon Ga Ke Pora
Mohala Bhi Charh Jaye To Bhi Nahi Tote Ga
khattak submitted on 08/26/10
Rating: 0/5
Sardar Had Twins , Named
Tin N Martin

Again Had Twins , Named
Peter N Repeater

Again Had Twins ,Named
Max N Climax

Again Had Twins ,
He Got Fedup N Named
Stop N Fullstop
khattak submitted on 08/26/10
Rating: 0/5
Sardar Director:
U Should Jump 2 D Swimingpool Frm 100 Ft Height.

Act:
I Don’t Know Swiming.

Sardar Director:
Don’t Wory, Their Is No Water.
khattak submitted on 08/26/10
Rating: 0/5
A Drunk Sardar Fails From 3rd Floor
People Gather Around & Ask:
Sardar Ji Ki Hoya?

He Said:
Pata Nahin Main V Hune Aya Haan!!!
khattak submitted on 08/26/10
Rating: 0/5
Wen Titanic Was Sinking,
A Man Asked To Sardarji:
How Far Is Da Land

Sardar :
2 Kms

Da Man Jumps Into Da Sea Nd Ask:
Vick Wa?

Sardar:
Downwards
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