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usman submitted on 08/26/10
Rating: 0/5
Aik Fauji Afsar Sardar Recruit Sey:
Agar Maidan Mein Tumharey Pass
Gholiyan Khatam Ho Jayein To Tum Kya Karo Ghey?

Janab Mein Awazein Nikaloon Gha
Dhishkoon,Dishkoon
usman submitted on 08/26/10
Rating: 0/5
Sardar Askd The QuaIification 4rom Beautiful Girl

Girl Replied:
Double M.A

Sardas Askd:
Kyun Pehla Galat Ho Gya Tha?
usman submitted on 08/26/10
Rating: 0/5
Aik Dafa Aik Sardar Boht Serious Tha
Bas Yaar
Iss Sey Bara Jhoot
Mujh Sey Nahee Bola Jata
usman submitted on 08/26/10
Rating: 5/5
Teacher :
Childrens
Exams Are Nearing
If U Have Any Doubt U Can Ask Me..

Santa:
In Which Printing Press
The Question Paper Are Printed..?
usman submitted on 08/26/10
Rating: 0/5
Ticket Checker Ask To Sardar
Ticket Dikhao

Sardar:
Ye Lo Dekho

Ticket Checker: Ye To Purani He

Sardar:
To Ye Train Bhi Konsi Nayi He
usman submitted on 08/26/10
Rating: 0/5
Santa:
Yaar Me Mobile Kharid Ke Barbaad Ho Gaya..

Banta:
Kyon?

Santa:
Baar Baar Kehta Hai Battery Lo Battry Lo
Abtak 100 Battery Kharid Chuka Hu
usman submitted on 08/26/10
Rating: 5/5
Santa :
Yaar Tumne School Ana Kyu Chhod Diya?

Banta :
Yaar Actually Mere Dad Keh Rahe The Ke
1 Jagah Bar Bar Jane Se
Izzat Kam Ho Jati Hai
khattak submitted on 08/26/10
Rating: 0/5
Sardar Mehman Sy:
Thanda Peo Gy Ya Gurm?

Mehman:
Dono Ley Ayen,

Srdar:
Begum 1 Glass Freezer Vichon,
Te 1 Glass
Geezer Vichon Pani Lay A..
khattak submitted on 08/26/10
Rating: 0/5
Sardar Wife:
Jaan Ek Puppy Do Na

Sardar:
Ghar Main Khanay K Leye Paisa Nahi Ha
Or Tujhe Kuttay Ka Baccha Chaheye
khattak submitted on 08/26/10
Rating: 0/5
SARDAR Apne Baap K Saamne Cigrate P Raha Tha…

1 Aadmi Bola:

Oye Baap K Saamne Cigrate P Raha Hai..?

SARDAR:
To Baap
Konsa Petrol Pump Hai Jo Urr Jaiy Ga..?
khattak submitted on 08/26/10
Rating: 0/5
1 Sardar Naha Raha Tha
1 Larki Darwaze Pe I
To Sardar Aise Hi Bahir Aa Gaya

Larki:
Uf Toba Kuch To Pehen Lo
Sardar Bhag
Kar Andar Gaya Or Chapal Pehan Aya.
khattak submitted on 08/26/10
Rating: 0/5
Sardar’s Theory

Moon Is More Important Than Sun
Coz It Gives Light At Nite
When Lite Is Needed

But Sun Gives Light
During Daytime
When Light Is Not Needed.
khattak submitted on 08/26/10
Rating: 0/5
1st Sardar:
Yaar Jail Ko Hawalaat Kyun Kehte Hen?

2nd Sardar :
Kyun K Jail Main Sirf
Hawa Or Laat
Hi Khane Ko Milti Hai
khattak submitted on 08/26/10
Rating: 0/5
Sardarji Khali Katory Me
Roti Laga Kr Kha Rhy Thy

Waiter Ne Dkha To Pucha:
Aap Ye Kia Kr Rhy Hen?

Sardarji:
Me Maths Ka Teacher Ho
Me Ne Daal Supose Ki Hui Hay..

:D
khattak submitted on 08/26/10
Rating: 0/5
Sardars Friend:
Yar Kal Meine Kitni Baar Call Kiya,
Uthaya Q Nahi?
Sardar:
Q Uthaun,30 Rs. De Ke Jo Gaana Lagwaya Hai
Woh Kya Tera Baap Sunega
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