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khattak submitted on 08/25/10

Rating: 3.75/5

2 Mathmaticians Were Quarreling,
1 Of Thm Said:
Just Shut Up
Othrwise I Wil Differentiate & Integrate U

D 2nd Said:
�Haha Nevr Mind,
I�m e Raise To Power X ;)

khattak submitted on 08/25/10

Rating: 5/5

Math Tells Us Three Of The Tragic Love Stories.

Tangent Lines,
Who Had One Chance To Meet And Then Parted Forever..

Parallel Lines,
Who Were Never Meant To Meet..

And Asymptotes Who,
Can Get Closer And Closer But Will Never Be Together..

Who Says Maths Is Boring?!? ;-)

khattak submitted on 08/25/10

Rating: 4.88/5

Can U Prove?
1=2

No?

C How I Prve

Let,
X = Y

X+X-X = Y+Y-Y

2x-X=2y-Y

2x-2y=X-Y

2(X -Y)=X-Y

2=X-Y/X-Y

2=1

Kesa

Pooray Maths Ki Base Hila Dali;-)

khattak submitted on 08/25/10

Rating: 4.86/5

What�s The Difference Between
Biology And Sociology?

When The Baby Looks Like
His Dad Then It�s Biology

When The Baby
Looks Like Neighbour
Then It�s Sociology

khattak submitted on 08/25/10

Rating: 5/5

Power Of Mathematics

1 Day A Box Wasnt Opening

Lawyer Came, Applied All Laws But It Didnt Open

Chemist Came, Applied All
Reactions But It Didnt Open

Physican Came, Applied All Forces But No Use

Even The Biologist Failed

Mathmatician Came &
Said

.

.

.

.

�Lets SUPPOSE The Box Is Open�;-)

khattak submitted on 08/25/10

Rating: 5/5

Love Letter By A Mathematician� :-)

My Dear Luv,
Yesterday I Was Passing
By Ur Rectangular House
In Trigonometric Lane.
There I Saw U With Ur Cute Circular Face
Conical Nose N Spherical Eyes
Standing In Ur Triangular Garden
B4 Seeing U My Heart Was A Null Set
But When A Vector Of Magnitude(Likeness)
From Ur Eyes At A Deviation Of Theta Radians
Made A Tangent To My Heart
It Differentiated.
My Luv 4u Is A Quadratic Equation
With Real Roots..

khattak submitted on 08/25/10

Rating: 5/5

A Quality Engineer Married An Average Girl..

After 2 Years Of Tough Life With His Wife
Finally Da
Engineer Got Angry And Sent A Note
To His Father In Law
Starting That:
Your Product Not Meeting My Requirements

The Smart Father-In-Law Replied:
Warranty Expired ,Company Not Responsible

khattak submitted on 08/25/10

Rating: 4.67/5

How Good U R At Chemistry??

Q . Which Weapon Can U Make
By Combining Potassium Nickel
And Iron?

Ans: Knife

Got Confused?

Ok

Just Seee

Xplnation:
Chemical Symbol Of
Potassium = K
Nikcle = Ni
And
Iron = Fe

So
There Combination Is
�K Ni Fe�

khattak submitted on 08/25/10

Rating: 5/5

Congratulation!!!
You Are Awarded Da Degree Of Mba
For Not Sending Sms Mba Means

�Member Of Bhikari(Beggar) Association�

Forward This To All Other Mba�s.

khattak submitted on 08/25/10

Rating: 3.75/5

Ek Aadmi Roz Subah
Darakht Ki Dale Pe Charh K Baith Jata Tha,

Pocho Q?

Bechara MBA Kar Ke Pagal Ho Gaya Tha,
Apne Ap Ko

Apne Ap Ko Branch Manager Samjhta Tha

khattak submitted on 08/25/10

Rating: 5/5

The HEC Has Published
The Ranking Of University
In All Over PAKISTAN.

The UNIVERSITY OF KARACHI Is In
2nd Number
In All Over PAKISTAN

Where As The NED University
Is In 44th Number.

Source DAWN.
We Are Proud To Be A KURIAN.
Proud To Be A Student Of KU.

khattak submitted on 08/25/10

Rating: 0/5

Is Qadar Toot K Chaha Hai K Hisab Nhi,

280+256741 X 4726/ 95670
- 87135 +753 X 7435 / 542692
-85674+562 X [632+5(6+86)+ 56

Khud Hi Hisab Krlo.

khattak submitted on 08/25/10

Rating: 5/5

Scientists Were Playing
�Hide N Seek�
In Hell

It Was Einstein�s Turn 2 Seek
All Da Scientists Went N Hide Except Newton!

Who Simply Drew A Square Of 1 Meter,
N Stood Inside The Square.

Einstein Finished Counting & Spotted Newton.

He Screamed:
�I Found Newton!�

Newton Calmly Replied:
U R Wrong

I�m Newton Standing In A Square Of 1m
Which Makes Me Newton Per Square Metre
Which Is Equal To �Pascal�

Hence I�m Pascal
�Chal Beta Phir Se Doondh�

khattak submitted on 08/25/10

Rating: 5/5

Ek Shair Mulahiza Fermaiye..

Maine Usey Peeta , Us Ney Usay Peeta
�Sin� Theeta Upon �Cos� Theeta Is Equal To �Tan� Theeta

khattak submitted on 08/25/10

Rating: 4.8/5

Prof:
Chemical Symbol Of Barium?

Sardar:
Ba

Prof:
For Sodium?

Sardar:
Na

Prof:
What Will Happen When 1 Atom Of Ba
And 2 Atom Of Na Combine??

Sardar:
Banana

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