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Adil submitted on 02/24/12
Rating: 5/5
Teacher K.G class ke bachhe se
Ek se Dus tak gino, main aapko KISS karungi.
Baccha: 1 se 100 tak ginu toh kya package available hai !!
Adil submitted on 02/24/12
Rating: 0/5
Teacher to student: Can you define who is lecturer?
Student : A lecturer is a person who has a very bad habit of speaking when someone is sleeping.
Adil submitted on 02/24/12
Rating: 4/5
He came…

I Ignored him,

He Smiled…

I kept Quiet,

He began to speak.
.
.
I didn’t Listen

And then…

He began to Leave…

I Realized the loss

And shouted
“SIR MERI ATTENDENCE RAH
GAYI HY” :-d
Adil submitted on 02/24/12
Rating: 0/5
Folwers die,

Stories end,

Songs fade,

Memories are forgotten,

All things come to an end
.
.
.
.
.
but
.
.
Yay Studies to..
Chipak he gae hy yaar!
Adil submitted on 02/24/12
Rating: 4/5
Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
Adil submitted on 02/24/12
Rating: 4.33/5
vTeacher : What are the people of Turkey called?
Student : I don’t know.
Teacher : They are called Turks, now what are the people of Germany called?
Student : They are called Germs.
Adil submitted on 02/24/12
Rating: 0/5
A student In a interview:
How does an electric motor run?
Student:dhuurrrr
Interviewer shouts: stop it.
Student: dhurr dhp dp dup dup.
Adil submitted on 02/24/12
Rating: 5/5
Din mein chain nahi,
Raat ko neend nahi,
Ji na lage kahi.
Khuda, kya yehi pyaar hai?
Khuda bole: Nahi beta, Commerce ke students ka
Yehi haal hai…
Adil submitted on 02/24/12
Rating: 0/5
Teacher: How many Days r
there in a year?

Student: Three hundred and
pepi…!
Adil submitted on 02/24/12
Rating: 1/5
Teacher: Kal Tum School
Q Nahi Aye Thay?

Student: Gir Gaya Tha Or
Lag Gai Thi.

Teacher: Kahan Gire Or
Kahan.

Student: Takiye Per Gira
Or Ankh Lag Gae.
Adil submitted on 02/24/12
Rating: 5/5
Ay Myre M0la Sut B0mb
Da G0la
.
.
Ay Myre M0la Sut B0mb
Da G0la
.
.
Na Rawy B0ard Da Daftar
Na H0ay RESULT Da R0la
Adil submitted on 02/24/12
Rating: 0/5
Prove That
2/10=2 !!!!
!
!
!
Student Of Karachi:
Wrong Question.
!
!
!
Student Of Faisalabad:
Nhi Ho Skta.
!
!
!
Student Of Islamabad:
It’s Strange,How Is
It Possible?
!
!
!
Student Of LAH0RE:
TWO/TEN=WO/EN
‘T’ Sy ‘T’ Cancel.
(‘W’=23rd letter,
‘O’=15th letter,
‘N’=14th Letter,
‘E’=5th Letterm)

So

WO/EN=23+15/5+14

=38/19

=2
!
LAHORIES Never Ask…
Question Keya Hy?
They Only Ask,
Answer Keya Ly Kr
Ana Hy.
Dedicatte To All
LAHORI JAKAX Studen
Adil submitted on 02/24/12
Rating: 5/5
Dar0 Us Din Sy Jis
Din Her R0ad
Her Gali..
Her M0hally..
Her Bazar..
Or Ch0wk Mein..
Sirf Ek Hi Bat Hogi..

Result Aa Gaya Hy.
Tera Kia BAna..?
Adil submitted on 02/24/12
Rating: 0/5
1 Larka Apna Result
Dykh K….

Keyaaaaaaa???
Main Fail Ho Gaya
Or Wo Bhi English
Mein?
.
.
.
.
.
Dispossible!! :-D
Adil submitted on 02/24/12
Rating: 0/5
A boy got caught in class
throwing paper airplanes.
Teacher gave him punishment
to write 5000 times
“I will nit throw paper airplanes in class”
An submit it tomorrow.

Next day, he submitted the
paper written
# include
# include
void main()
{

clrscr();
int i;
for(i=1;i<=5000;i++)
{
printf(“I will nit throw paper airplanes in class\n”);
}
getch();
}
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