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khattak submitted on 08/25/10
Rating: 0/5
Achieving Ur Target In Studez
Is Jst Like Being Pregnant.
Evryone Congratulatz U
On The Outcome
But No 1 Knows How Many Times
U Got F3cked-Up.
khattak submitted on 08/25/10
Rating: 5/5
Name In Movies Of Universtiy Life

Classes = Kabhi Kabhi.
Attendace = Hera Pheri
Class Room = No Entry
Teacher = Jani Dushman
Vacation = Masti
Exam = Evil Dead
Examiner = Don
Friends During Paper = Hum Ap K Hein Kon
Viva = Encounter
Exam Time = Qayamat Se Qayamat Tak
Cheating = Lagay Raho Munna Bhai
Question Paper = Ek Paheli
Answer Paper = Kora Kaghaz
Marking = Andha Qanoon
Result = Sadma
Pass = Mojza
Fail = Devdas
Supply = Aakhri Rasta
Future = Fanna.
khattak submitted on 08/25/10
Rating: 0/5
A Girl May Not Help You 2 Get Lot Of Marks.
But Marks May Help You 2 Get Alot Of Girls.
So Love Ur Studies, Not Girls
;-)
“Yeh Msg B Kabi Kabi Sach Kehte Hai”
khattak submitted on 08/25/10
Rating: 0/5
Edison Had Rightly Said:

A Fool Can Ask More Questions
Than A Wise Can Answer.

Now We Know Why All Of Us
Are Speechless During The Viva…….!;-)
khattak submitted on 08/25/10
Rating: 0/5
Some People Think
The Black Color As Sentimentaly Bad

But
They Forget That Every Black Board,
Makes Bright Students..
khattak submitted on 08/25/10
Rating: 0/5
CA Karne Wale Ki Love Story:

Me 3 Sal Ka Tha
Wo Peda Hui

Me Ne Skol Admsn Lia
Vo 2 Sal Ki Thi

Me Primary Me Tha
Vo Prp Me
Thi

Me Mdl Me Tha
Wo Primary Me Thi

Main Matric Me Tha
Wo Mdl Me Thi
Mai Fa Me Tha Wo Matric Me Thi
Main Ca Me Tha
Wo Fa Me
Thi
Mai Ca Me Tha
Wo Ba Me Thi
Mai Ca Me Tha Wo Ma Me Thi..
Mai Ca Me Tha Wo M.Phil Me Thi
Me Ca Me Tha Vo Ph.D Me Thi
Me Ca
Me Tha Vo Doctor Bn Gai
Aj Uski Shadi Hy Aur Mera Ca Ka Paper Hy.
khattak submitted on 08/25/10
Rating: 0/5
R U Emotionaly Disturbed?

Creatively Challenged?

Artistically Void?

Socially Hopeless?

Financially Desperate?

Congrats!!

U R A Student…!
khattak submitted on 08/25/10
Rating: 0/5
University Memories

One Sided Love
Silent Mode Mobiles
Bus Stand Comedies
Cafe Foods
Escape 4rm Labs
Last Period Masti
Birthday Treats
Last Min Preparation
Over Night Study
4 Next Day Exam
Shortage Of Pocket Money & Atendance
Those Day Wil Never Come Again

Happy
Univeristy Days :-)
khattak submitted on 08/25/10
Rating: 0/5
Jab Parhai Ho Out Of Control,
Notes Ko Krk Gol,
Teacherz Ko Dekhe Jhol,
Topi Kra K Bol

Aaaaaaalllll Iiiiizzzz Weellll !

Arey Student Kia Jane Result Ka Kya Hoga,
Ezzat Bachegi Ya Abba Ka Dandaa Hoga,
Koi Na Jane Apna Future Kia Hoga,
To Hont Ghuma
Seeti Bja
Seeti Bja Bol Bhaiyya

Alll Izzz Weelll . . . ;P

Dedicated To All Studentz..
khattak submitted on 08/25/10
Rating: 0/5
Can You Tell Me The Name Of Person
With Bad Habit Of Speaking Loudly
When Others Are Sleeping So As To Disturb Their

Sleep?….

Ans: College Lecturer.
khattak submitted on 08/25/10
Rating: 0/5
Are U Coming To School Tomorrow?

Golden Words Dat Can Never Be Used
By Us Again In Life..! :(
D Un4gtbl Journey Of Lyf.
khattak submitted on 08/25/10
Rating: 0/5
Education Related To Songs

*SCHOOL-Apni To Patshala.
*TUTION-Idhar Chala Mai Udhar Chala Jane Kaha Mai Kidar Chala.
*Maths-
Ajib Dastan Hai Ye Kaha Shuru Kaha Khatam.
*SCIENCE-Aa Khushi Se Khudkushi Krle.
*EXAM- Zehrili Rate Ninde Ud Jati Hai.
*Result-Dhak Dhak Karne Laga Oh Mora Jiya Ra Darne Laga.
*Pass- Aj Mai Uper Asma Niche Aj Mai Aage Zamana Hai Peche.
*Fail- Chain Se Jo Toote Koi Sapna Jag Suna Suna Lage..
khattak submitted on 08/25/10
Rating: 0/5
Yar Kisi Ko
Matric, Inter, B.Com
Ya Koi Aur Papers Me
Numbers Barhwane Hon To
Mujhe Name Aur Roll No.
Sms Kardena.

.

.

Me Masjid Me Dua Karwa Dunga.

Ha Ha
khattak submitted on 08/25/10
Rating: 0/5
Aik Subha 1 Maa Betay Ko Uthanay K Liye
Us K Room Main Gai Aur Kaha:
Beta Utho School Nahi Jana

Beta:
Mujhy School Nahi Jana

Maa:
School Na Janay Ki
Koi 2 Waja Batao?

Beta:
Ik Yeh K Bachay Mujh Se Nafrat Kartay Hain
Dosre Teachers Bhe Mujhy Passand Nahi Kartay

Maa:
Yeh Koi Waja Nahi,
Isliye Jaldi Utho Aur School Jao.

Beta:
Ap Mujhy School Janay Ki Koi Si
2 Wajha Batain?

Maa:
Acha!
Aik Yeh K Tum 40 Yrs K Ho.
Dosra Yeh K Tum School K Principal Ho.
khattak submitted on 08/25/10
Rating: 0/5
MBA Student To Sweeper:
Mery Pass Knowledge Hai,
Degree Hy,
4 Logon Mein Izat Hy,
Tmhary Pass Kya Hy??
.

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Sweeper:
Hahaha,
Mery Pass Nokri Hai..
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