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khattak submitted on 08/25/10
Rating: 2.67/5
Agar Zardari Ka Bas Chale
To Woh Qomi Tarane Ko
Is Tariqe Se Parhe Ga

Zardari Ki Zameen Ka Nizam
Bijli Aye Ath Ganthe Baad Kom Mulk Sab Gharak
Pa In Da Zardaristan
Shad Baad Sindh Rahe Abad

Zardari Is Mulk Ko Barbaad
Kar Ke Rakh De Ga PPP
Ab Apna Asal Roop Dikhana
Shuru Ho Gi Pata Nahi Age Kya Ho Ga
khattak submitted on 08/25/10
Rating: 5/5
What’s The Only Thing
You See During Long Hours
Of Load Shedding At Night?

Answer:
Zardari’s Flashing Teeth.
khattak submitted on 08/25/10
Rating: 5/5
Jiss Nay Izzat, Ghayrut Ko Laat Mari
Wo Aik Hi Hay, Sala Zardari
Bhooka Maray Ga Ub Her Kisan, Her Hari
Jub Ho Ga Sadar, Sala Zardari
Dhokay, Fraud Ki Jis Nay Inteha Ker Dali
Wo Aik Hi Hay, Sala Zardari
Pagal Panay Ka Certificate Bhi Jali
Bara Hi Bay Ghayrut Hay Yeh Sala Zardari
Cheen Say Choori Mulk Kee Yaari
Aur America Ki Her Waqt Farmanburdari
Mulk O Quom Kay Sath Ki Ghuddari
Yehi Hay Wo Bay Ghayrut, Sala Zardari
Rockwood House Or Swiss Banks Ka Kaya Poochtay Ho Yaro
Ub Toe Aa Rahi Hay Saray Mulk Ki Bari
Juld Hi Saari Quom Keh Uthay Gi
Hi Zardari, Hi Zardari, Hi Zardari
khattak submitted on 08/25/10
Rating: 0/5
In Zardarion Say Dosti Achhi Nahi Faraz,
Tu Sadar-E-Pakistan Hay Kuchh To Khayal Kar
khattak submitted on 08/25/10
Rating: 4.5/5
Zardari Ka Farman
Subse Pehlay Sadar-E-Pakistan
Mulk Ko Bana Do Qabristan
Khatam Karo Musalman
Dollar Hai Apna Eman
Or Bush Hai Abba Jaan
khattak submitted on 08/25/10
Rating: 5/5
Zardari And Coke
Asif Zardari Ne Islmabad Men
Nawaz Sharif K Sath Mil Ker Coca Cola Pi
Or Nawaz Sharif Ne Kaha K
Judge Kub Bahal Hongay?
To Zardari Ne Kaha..
.
.
.
BRRRRRRRRRRRR.!!!
khattak submitted on 08/25/10
Rating: 5/5
Zardari And Corruption

Ab CORRUPTION Ki Baari Hai
Kyun K Ab Daur-E-Zaradari Hai
Ab Aap Ki Izat, Apni Zimmadari Hai
Kyun K Izzat Ka Shikari Asif Zaradari Hai
Ab Tabahi Qismat Humari Hy
Kyun K Ab Daur-e-Zardari Hai . .
khattak submitted on 08/25/10
Rating: 5/5
1 Zardari Ko Dekha To Aisa Laga

Jese Khana Kharab,
Jese Total Azaab,
Jesey Aadi Faqeer,
Jesay Murda Zameer,
Jese Naasoor Ho Koii Sartaa Howaa

Ek Zardari Ko Dekha To Aisa Laga,
Jese Bijli Ka Taar
Jese Khanjar Ki Dhaar
Jesey Dozakh Ki Aag
Jesey Zehrila Naag,
Jese Garmi Ki Dhoop
Jese Shetan Ka Roop
khattak submitted on 08/25/10
Rating: 5/5
Indian:
Humare Pass Kanjar Hain
Kutte Hain, Sowar Hai.
Tumhare Pass Kia Hai?

Pakistani:
Tum Humara Muqabla Kabhi Nahi Kar Sakte.
Humare Pass Zardari Hai.
khattak submitted on 08/25/10
Rating: 5/5
Film: Aao Bardbaad Keren.
Hero: Asif Ali Zardari
Heroine: Fehmida Mirza
Villain: Shareef Family
Scripted In: Dubai
Shooted In: Pakistan
Music By: Altaf Bhai
Action By: Pak Army
Suspence By: Chief Justice
Charactor Actor: Amin Fahim
Friendly Appearance: Saudi King
Comedian: Sheikh Rashid
Supporting Actor: Maulana Fazal-Ur-Rehman
Charactorless Actors: Choudhries
Dancers: Sheeren Rehman, Kashmala Tariq, Sumaira Malik
Financed By: Poor People Of Pakistan.

Bachna Aye Ghareebo’n
Lo Main Aa Gaya
Fasaad Ka Aashiq
Aman Ka Dushman
Apni Ada Hai
Bibi Se Juda…
Hey Ho…
khattak submitted on 08/25/10
Rating: 5/5
*Dhamaka Sale*

Buy Pakistan Get Kashmir Free!

50% Discount For Usa, Saudia And Uk.
Plz Contact Asif Ali Zardari.
Commission 10%

Website: Www.Zardari–Dalal.Com
khattak submitted on 08/25/10
Rating: 0/5
Zardari Ki Zameen Shad Bad
Bijli Aaye 8 Ghantay Baad
Tu Nishan-E-Curruption Aalishan
Arz-E-Zardaristan
Shad Baad Sindh Rahy Aabad
Zardari Ki Zameen Ka Nizam
Aatay, Gas, Bijli Ka Bohraan
Qaum Mulk Sab Gharaq
Nawaz, Wakeel Painda-Tabinda Baad
Benazir Dunya Se Farar
Parchamay Sitara-O-Halal
Khoon Main Ranga Sara Saal
Bhool Apna Mazi Shan-E-Haal, Jan-E-Istaqlal
Saye-E-America
Sar Pe Sawar
khattak submitted on 08/25/10
Rating: 5/5
2 Ghantay Aatay Ki Line Main
Khara Rehte Huye Ek Aadmi Ghussay Se Chillaya
Main Zaradari Ko Goli Marnay Ja Raha Hon.
Kuch Dari Baat Woh Wapas Aakr
Aatay Ki Line Main Khara Ho Gaya.

Kisi Ne Pucha:
“Kyon Maar Diya?”

Usne Maayusi Se Jawab Diya:
Wahan Pe Bhi Line Lagi Hui Hai.
khattak submitted on 08/25/10
Rating: 5/5
Aakhir 1 Din Kisi K Hath Kuch Nahi Aayega
Har Koi Khali Hath Jaye Ga
Sab Yahin Reh Jaye Ga
Q K Us Din Qayamat Nahi Zardari
Pakistan Bech K Nikal Jaye Ga
khattak submitted on 08/25/10
Rating: 5/5
Once A Molvi Went To ZARDARI And Said:

“Makhlooq Ko Mat Tang Kya Karo
Warna ALLAH Ka Azaab Aay Ga…”

ZARDARI Said:
“Bholay Badshao, Main Hi To Azaab Hun”
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