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usman submitted on 08/28/10
Rating: 4.77/5
Girl Are Best Engine In World
Fits All Sizes Of Piston
Self Lubricating
Start With Finger Touch
Automatic Monthly Oil
Change Best Average In
3-4 Drops…!!!!!!
usman submitted on 08/28/10
Rating: 4.71/5


Aik Elephant Agar
Nangey Aadmi Ko
Dekhay Ga To Kha
Sochay Ga?

Nahi Pata?
Ye Hi K..

Ye Aadmi Iti Si Soond Se Paani Kesay Pita Hoga..?
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
usman submitted on 08/28/10
Rating: 4.91/5


Boy:
Why Girls Like More Holi Than Boys?

Another Boy:
Bcos They Have Two Balloons Of 5ml
And Boys Have Only One Pichkari Of 2ml
usman submitted on 08/28/10
Rating: 4.6/5
A Girl Askd Her Boyfrnd:

Wat Do U Like Most In Me
My Pretty Face Or My Sexy Body?

He Looked At Her Frm Top To Toe And Replied:
I Like Ur Sense Of Humour..
usman submitted on 08/28/10
Rating: 4/5


Aj Kal Ladkiyo Ke Kapde

Yahan Se Less
Wahan Se Less
Kabhi Sleevless
To Kabhi Bakeless
Or Koi Ladka Ghur Ke Dekhe To

Oh How Mannerless
usman submitted on 08/28/10
Rating: 4.67/5


A Boy Had Peniss Infection
After Cheking The Peniss

Dr:
Apni Gf Ko Bolo Lipstick Ka Brand Change Kare
Tumhe Lakme Se Allergy Hai
usman submitted on 08/28/10
Rating: 3.2/5


Sardar’s Wife During Sex:
U R Using The Same Condom 4 The 5th Time?

Sardar:
U Think I’m A Fool?
Expiry Date On The Condom Is 8/2009
usman submitted on 08/28/10
Rating: 5/5


Son:
Papa Heart Ki Kitni Tangen Hoti Hain?

Father:
Ek Bhi Nahi

Son:
To Phir Kal Raat Ap Kyu Bol Rehe The
Sweet Heart Taangen Upar Karo
usman submitted on 08/28/10
Rating: 4.29/5


Daalne Laga
Main

Cheekhne Lagi
Wo

Huwa Dard Itna
K Seh Na Saki
Wo

Takleef Hui Itni K
Boli Bahar Nikalo

Khuda K
Waaste Hath
Main Dosra
Kangan Na
Daalo!
usman submitted on 08/28/10
Rating: 4.5/5


Suhag Raat Ke Baad
Hurband Ne Wife Ko Puchha
Kal Raat Ko Kaisa Mehesus Hua ?

Wife Ne Boli:
usman submitted on 08/28/10
Rating: 4.44/5


Anarkali In Mughal-e-Azam

Paad Diya Tu Darna Kya
Jab Pad Diya Tu Darna Kya
Paad Diya Koi Poti Nhi Ki
Chup Chup K Naak Band Krna Kya
Jab Paad Diya
Aj Karen Gy Khul K Pakhana
Jaan B Lay Lay Chahay Zamana
Poti Wohi Jo Duniya Dekhay
Patla Dast Ab Krna Kya
Jab Paad Diya Tu Darna Kya!
usman submitted on 08/28/10
Rating: 5/5


Sardar Paper Hal Ker Raha Tha
Peechey Beithi Larki Ne Kaha
Sardar G Mein Tumhari Naqal Maar Loon

Sardar:
Tum Meri Naqal Maar Lo
Baad Me Mein Tumhari Asal Maroon Ga
usman submitted on 08/28/10
Rating: 5/5


Rishtey Ki Baat Chal Rahi Thi

Larkey Waley:
Larka Clerk Hai 6000 Salary Hai
Aur Ooper Se 10000 Kamata Hai

Larki Waley:
Larki Nurse Hai 5000 Salary Hai
Aur Neechey Se 50000 Kamati Hai
usman submitted on 08/28/10
Rating: 5/5


Rakhi Sawant Remix

Ek Pardesi Meri Bra Le Gaya
Jate Jate Mitha Mitha Dudh Pi Gya
Jane Anjane Muje Pata Na Chala
Dhire Se Apni Malai De Gaya
usman submitted on 08/28/10
Rating: 5/5


A Boy Comes 2 Class With Broken Specs

Tchr:
What Happned?

Boy:
I Was Kissing My Girlfriend

Tchr:
But How Did Ur Specs Break?

Boy:
She Closed Her Legs..
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