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kashif submitted on 12/06/11
Rating: 4.5/5
A noiseless patient spider,
I marked where on a promontory it stood isolated,
Marked how to explore the vacant vast surrounding,
It launched forth filament, filament, filament, out of itself,
Ever unreeling them, ever tirelessly speeding them.
kashif submitted on 12/06/11
Rating: 5/5
Woke early one morning,
the earth lay cool and still,
when suddenly a tiny bird,
perched on my window sill,
it sang a song so lovely,
so carefree and so gay,
kashif submitted on 12/06/11
Rating: 0/5
BEAUTIFUL Soup, so rich and green,
Waiting in a hot tureen!
Who for such dainties would not stoop?
Soup of the evening, beautiful Soup!
Soup of the evening, beautiful Soup!
kashif submitted on 12/06/11
Rating: 5/5
What does Sardarji do after taking photocopies?
He compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.
kashif submitted on 12/06/11
Rating: 0/5
Sardar ji is filling up a job application
He promptly fills in the lines on NAME AGE ADDRESS etc.
Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED
After much thought he writes: Yes
Jaane Kese
Jeete Hain
Log Yaadon
K Sahare 'pAppu',,,
MaiN Tu Aik SawAL YAad kAr k sotA huN Wo Bhi SubAh bhooL jAtA hoN..
kashif submitted on 12/06/11
Rating: 5/5
SahiL ki Geeli Rait par,
MaiNe us se Poocha,
Tu bolta Q nahi,
Wo Palken Jhuka kar Muskura Diya,
Or..Rait per Likha
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MaiN GooNga h00n..
kashif submitted on 12/06/11
Rating: 0/5
Mehboob mere meno HATE na kar
Band dil de apne GATE na kar
Teree kidee sohni SMILE aey
Par raindee FOR A WHILE aey
Tu case noon COMPLICATE na kar
Mehboob mere menoo HATE na kar
kashif submitted on 12/06/11
Rating: 0/5
meri bagem hai jealous khawatin se
pochti hai ye miss fakhra kon ha
i.d card mera bana to kaha...
ab batao mujhe ye nadra kon ha..
kashif submitted on 12/06/11
Rating: 0/5
Me Pehly He Bohat Se
Ghamon Me Hun Mubtila
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Is Leye Mujhe
Result Ki koi Na De Ittla
kashif submitted on 12/06/11
Rating: 0/5
Wo 'Thuda' (Thokar)
Kha Kar Gari Or
Behosh Ho Gai,
'PapPu'
Jo Kaha Kerti Thi
Me Udi Udi Jawan Hawa De Naal...
kashif submitted on 12/06/11
Rating: 0/5
Duniya Ko Ajab Rang Dikhati Hain Yeh Ladkiyaaan,
Mardon Ko Hathon Pe Nachati Hain Ladkiyaan.
Make Up Ke Bagair Yeh Mukammal Nahi Abb To,
Chehre Pe Ik Chehra Chadati Hain Yeh Ladkiyaan.
Boodiyon Ne Bhi Bana Rakha Hai Ik Ajab Tamasha,
Baal Kata Kar Yeh Bhi Kehlati Hain Ladkiyaan.
Bhoole Se Agar Kisi Ko Jo Keh diya AMMA,
Khandan Ki Tarikh Batati Hain Yeh Ladkiyaan.
kashif submitted on 12/06/11
Rating: 0/5
Be-Panaah Chahat k baad bhi Hum usey paa na sakey
Kisi SangDil ne usey 100 ka Load krwa k Jeet liya..
kashif submitted on 12/06/11
Rating: 0/5
Arz Kia Hy.........
Kabhi Tum Ghoor Se Dehko Aaina...
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Har Maal China.
Har Maal China
kashif submitted on 12/05/11
Rating: 5/5
Namaskar. This is All India Anti -Sleep Association Mid Night Service. Our Aim is 2 Disturb the Sleep of Others. Thank You.
A Guy picks up a girl for the date. Why are u wearing ur belt around ur knee.?
Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn't let you t
kashif submitted on 12/05/11
Rating: 0/5
1 Makhi ganjay k sir per jaa baithe.
Doosri Makhi nay KAHA,'WAH!KIYA GHAR MELA HAI TUJHAY'
Pehly Makhi boli;
'NAHE...,abhi to sirf plt kharida hai'.
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