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kashif submitted on 04/02/11
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4 things boys do in the Examination Hall1. Counting # of Girls2. Flirting with lady superident3. Reading the brand name of their pen4. Thinking of study for at least next examsFour things Girls do in the Examination Hall either they know or not1. Write2. Write3. Write4. And just Write...
kashif submitted on 04/02/11
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parents hav manyoptions 4 us likePoisonSleeping PillsHanging by NeckThrowing 4 BuildingBut they chooseEDUCATIONsochaTarpa Tarpa kar Maren ge
kashif submitted on 04/02/11
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Why studnt Fail in ExamIt's not studnt fault if he fails bcz a year has only 365 days.52 Sundays in a year which rest daysBalnc 313 days50 Summer holidaysBalnc 263 days8 hrs daily sleep means 122 daysBalnc 141 days1 hr 4 daily playing(good 4 health)means 15 daysBalnc 126 days2 hr daily 4 food nd other enjoyment means 30 daysBalnc 96 days1 hr 4 talking(as man is a social animal)means 15 daysBalnc 81 daysExam days per year at least 35 daysBalnc 6 days4 sickness atleast 3 daysBalnc 3 daysMovies nd fuctions atleast 2 daysBalnc 1 dayThat 1 is ur birth day.How Can A Studnt Pass???
kashif submitted on 04/02/11
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New Exam Pattern

In 1999, Students:Ans ALL Question.

2008: Write ANY Question

2015:Read ONLY Question

2020:Thanks for Coming to Examination Hall
kashif submitted on 04/02/11
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Pakistan mai MAAH-E-EXAMS ka CHAND nazr a gea hai
Tamam students kurbani k liye tiyr ho jaye!!!
kashif submitted on 04/02/11
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Exams k ek din pehle mujhe hosh aya

socha meine bohot or cheating karne ka plan banaya

bathroom me kardi meine cheating ki setting

or ab bus karni thi mujhe bathroom jane ki acting

Exam paper dekh k meri ankhon k aage andhera chaya

kia bataon 'JAn|x' paper tha physics or mei chemistry le aya... ;->
kashif submitted on 04/02/11
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Father.What about ur result?
Son. Wo headmster saab ka beta fail hy
Father. What about u.
Son. Wo dr.sab ka beta b fail hy
Father. N whats ur result.?
Son. Wo khan sab ka beta b fail hy
Father. U idiot, i m asking about urs
Son.Aap allama iqbal ho jo apka beta pas hoga
kashif submitted on 04/02/11
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# Ghazal #
*Lgta nhi ha dil mra ab hr sawal mai,

Kis ki bani hai ye examination hall mai,

*Waqt-e-daraz mang k laey thay 3 ghantay,

2 sawal maikat gaey aur 1 jawab mai,

*Controller se gila na examiner se shikwa,

Qismat mai fail hona likha tha bus isi sal mai,

*Is parhai se kaho kahin aur ja basay,
Itni jaga kaha ha demagh-e-dagdar mai,

*Kitna hai bad naseeb student nakal k leay,

Do kagaz k tukray na milay poray hall mai..!!!
kashif submitted on 04/02/11
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DAILY DAWN:

CA PAPER DEC 2009 HAS BEEN LEAKED OUT.

Q) Wat is da capital of France?

ON DEC 2009: Students write PARIS is da capital of France

RESULT DAY: Students FAILED

EXAMINER COMMENT(wid a devil laugh): capital of France is 'F'.:-D

CONCLUSION: Even if da paper leaks student cannot pass. Hahaha.
kashif submitted on 04/02/11
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Students While Studyin For Exams

-Books n Notes Open


-Highlighting Sentences



-Pen In Mouth


-Blank Page




-Eating Drinking



-Turning Pages



-Readin 'Headings'


-Thinkin About Where To Start From

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Texting Friends
Oye Kitna Hua? Mujhy Bht Tension Ho Rahi Hy
Plz Pray For Me =P ;)
kashif submitted on 04/02/11
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Dad:result ka kya hua

Son:aba aik good news hai aur aik bad news

Dad:good news bata

Son:mai pass ho gya

Dad:GREAT aur bad news

Son:good news galat hai. ;->
kashif submitted on 04/02/11
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Gham-e-zindagi sunaun meray examz hone waley hain,

Main khushi kahan se laun meray examz hone waley hain,
Tumhen ye gila hai jana ke mizaaj kyun hein barham,

Kaho kaise muskuraun meray examz hone waley hain,

Tumhen eid ki khushi hai mujhey yaad hai wo lekin,

Main ye kaise bhool jaun meray examz hone waley hain..

Mera zakhm zakhm seena tou lahu lahu safeena,

Main nijaat kaise paun mere examz hone walay hain.

Dedicated 2 All Students! :'( =P
kashif submitted on 04/02/11
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1 Student Exam
k hall me betha copy pe apna panja bana raha tha
duty pe mojood teacher ne kaha paper me to hand ki daigram ka question nahi hai.

Student: me paper banane wale pe



lanat bhej raha hun .;-)
kashif submitted on 04/02/11
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PAPPU exam me 1 bachey ka copy kr rha tha Examinr ne usy kahin or bitha dea us ne jawab k end me likha jawab ka baqea hissa roll#226 k papr pr mulahiZa frmaen
kashif submitted on 04/02/11
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Attitude of a 'STUDENT'

'This Exam Is Tooo Easy For Me. How Could The Examiner Make Such Easy Paper. I'll Give Him Another Chance To Challenge Me' =P =D
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