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Adil submitted on 02/15/12
Rating: 0/5
LOVE V/S EXAM
LOVE: lots of thoughts in
mind but no guts to express
EXAMS: lots of guts to express
but no thoughts in mind
Adil submitted on 02/15/12
Rating: 0/5
Q: How To Kill An Ant?
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Asked In Exam For 15
Marks.
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Student: Mix Chilli
Powder With Sugar &
Keep It OutSide The
Ant’s Hole.
After Eating, Ant Will
Search For Some Water
Near A Water Tank.
Push Ant In To It.
Now Ant Will Go To
Dry Itself Near Fire.
When It Reaches Fire,
Put A Bomb Into The
Fire.
.
Then Admit Wounded
Ant In ICU.
Remove Oxygen Mask
From It’s Mouth And
Kill The Ant.
MORAL: Don’t Play
With Students They Can
Do Anything For 15
Marks.
Adil submitted on 02/15/12
Rating: 0/5
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hrs a day, 365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
And stop only when we enter the examination hall. :-)
Adil submitted on 02/15/12
Rating: 0/5
Exam ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch to hua hai kuch ho gaya hai.
Exam ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab kuch alag hai, ab kuch naya hai
Adil submitted on 02/15/12
Rating: 0/5
If All Pakistan Start Studying & All Get Good Marks
But, Jobs r Limited
Then
More Unemployment
More Youth
More Suicides
More Crime
“””””SAVE PAKISTAN STOP STUDYING”””” ;->
Adil submitted on 02/15/12
Rating: 0/5
Congratulations!
Good news for Karachi University students
Exams of University have been postponed upto june
To confirm visit site..
www.stopdreaming&startstudying.com
kashif submitted on 04/02/11
Rating: 3.91/5
NEW Xam Pattern::

General Students ::Ans All The Ques..

OBC :: Ans Any Ques?.

SC :: Just Read All Ques

ST :: Thanx For Cuming To Exams?
kashif submitted on 04/02/11
Rating: 3.75/5
What Is A Fear? ? ?

Fear Is The Deep, Wrenching Feeling In Your Stomach When Pages Of Your Book Still Smell New & Just Few Hours Left For Your Exams. !
kashif submitted on 04/02/11
Rating: 3.44/5
A? Meray Rabba
?Day ?arry Dabba?

A? Meray Moula
?Day 86 ?orolla?

A? Meray Moula
??utt ?umb Da Gola?
?Na Raway ?oard,?
?a Pavy Result Da Rola
kashif submitted on 04/02/11
Rating: 3.89/5
Jo exams ki wajah se ziada tension mai hai un k liye!!

Parhna likhna chhor paray,
Nakal pe rakh aaass,
Utha razayi aur so ja buchay,
Rab krega PASS.
kashif submitted on 04/02/11
Rating: 4.15/5
4 Years Of Study.

50 Gb Syllabus

50 Mb We Study

50 Kb We Remember

50 Bytes We Answer

Binary Marks Get

This Is Known As BRAIN EMPTY [B.E] ? (=
kashif submitted on 04/02/11
Rating: 3/5
Kuch Kuch Hota Hai(Remix)

Exam Pas Aye Dil Gabhraye

UNIVERSITY Na Jane Kya Paper Banaye,

Abto Mera Pen Ruk Ruk K

Chalta He Kya Karu Haye

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
kashif submitted on 04/02/11
Rating: 5/5
Height Of Bindaasness
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Keeping Reminder In Mobile That,

Exams Start Today, Attend It!!?
kashif submitted on 04/02/11
Rating: 4/5
har taraf padhai ka saya hai
peparon mein number kisne paya hai
ham to u hin aye the paper dene
sab kehte hain sala poora padh kar aya hai
kashif submitted on 04/02/11
Rating: 5/5
A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam
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