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M. Haroon Khattak submitted on 07/29/10
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The Funniest And
Highly Impossible Msg
A Student Can Ever Send
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I Finished Studies. Did You?
M. Haroon Khattak submitted on 07/29/10
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Exams k ek din pehle mujhe hosh aya

socha meine bohot or cheating karne ka plan banaya

bathroom me kardi meine cheating ki setting

or ab bus karni thi mujhe bathroom jane ki acting

Exam paper dekh k meri ankhon k aage andhera chaya

kia bataon 'JAn|x' paper tha physics or mei chemistry le aya... ;->
M. Haroon Khattak submitted on 07/29/10
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Pakistan mai MAAH-E-EXAMS ka CHAND nazr a gea hai
Tamam students kurbani k liye tiyr ho jaye!!!
M. Haroon Khattak submitted on 07/29/10
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New Exam Pattern

In 1999, Students:Ans ALL Question.

2008: Write ANY Question

2015:Read ONLY Question

2020:Thanks for Coming to Examination Hall
M. Haroon Khattak submitted on 07/29/10
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Why studnt Fail in Exam

It's not studnt fault if he fails bcz a year has only 365 days.

52 Sundays in a year which rest days
Balnc 313 days

50 Summer holidays
Balnc 263 days

8 hrs daily sleep means 122 days
Balnc 141 days

1 hr 4 daily playing(good 4 health)means 15 days
Balnc 126 days

2 hr daily 4 food nd other enjoyment means 30 days
Balnc 96 days

1 hr 4 talking(as man is a social animal)means 15 days
Balnc 81 days

Exam days per year at least 35 days
Balnc 6 days

4 sickness atleast 3 days
Balnc 3 days

Movies nd fuctions atleast 2 days
Balnc 1 day

That 1 is ur birth day.

How Can A Studnt Pass???
M. Haroon Khattak submitted on 07/29/10
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parents hav many
options 4 us like

Poison

Sleeping Pills

Hanging by Neck

Throwing 4 Building

But they choose

EDUCATION

socha
Tarpa Tarpa kar Maren ge
M. Haroon Khattak submitted on 07/29/10
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Hum jite EK bar he
Marte EK bar hai
Pyar EK bar hota hai
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUuuuuuuuuuuu?
M. Haroon Khattak submitted on 07/29/10
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"Everyone
Wants To Go To Heaven
But No One Wants To
Die....."
Bole Tu!
Sab Ko Top Krna Hai...,
Or Parhna Koi Nahi
Chahta,,,,! ;-)
M. Haroon Khattak submitted on 07/29/10
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A Friend Is One Who Advise You To Study Well !

But
A Best Friend Is One Who Stands In Examination Hall n Says:

"Abey Kitna Likhega?
Larkiya'n Ja Rahi Hyn" ;->
M. Haroon Khattak submitted on 07/29/10
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exam k din itni jaldi kiyun aatay hain,
hum in say jaldi koufzada hojatay hain,
kash yay zindagi maen aik dafa hi aatay,
takay hum bhi aik hi dafa pass hoay hotay!
M. Haroon Khattak submitted on 07/29/10
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HI YAY EXAM
Hi yay exam daratay kiyun hain,
Merri neend uratay kiyun hain,
Phurray bananay k liyay dost chayay hain,
Kiyun k kal say exam shoruu honay walay hain.
M. Haroon Khattak submitted on 07/29/10
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Ab nA toh rAhi koi SAjni..

Or..

Na hE hAi koi GAjni..


Ab toh ExAms Sir pey hAiN JAn|x..

LAzim hAi Ab ApNi bAjNi... =P ;->
M. Haroon Khattak submitted on 07/29/10
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Us nE kAr dI hAiN nEEnDaIn hArAm,

CheeN lEy hAiN sUb ChAiN,

Na dIn kA pAtA cHaLtA hAi nA sHaM kA,

BhOOl cHuKe hAiN K BrEaKfAsT MeIn LeTaY hAin brEaD,bUtTeR AuR jAm,

Q k A cHuKe HaIn hAMarE ExAm ...=P;->
M. Haroon Khattak submitted on 07/29/10
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Aaj books kholien to pata chala puPU !.



"K aa v nhi aanda te aa v nhi aanda;-)"
M. Haroon Khattak submitted on 07/29/10
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2Frnds aftr exam


1 Oe,paper konsa tha


2 Math ka


1 Mtlb to papr kr k aya he


2 Chal bay


1 Phr kese pta


2 Sath wali bachi k hath mai calculatr dkha tha
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