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Junaid submitted on 11/21/10
Rating: 3.75/5
Absurd Kehty Hyn ...

Ab Tou Khubsurat Larki
Ko Dekh k Hoti Hy
Pareshaani

...
Ab Tou Khubsurat Larki
Ko Dekh k Hoti Hy
Pareshaani

Kahii'n Wo Bhi Na
Keh De

"TERI MEHERBANI" =P xD
Junaid submitted on 11/21/10
Rating: 4.71/5
Prof:
Chemical Symbol of Barium?

Sardar:
BA

Prof:
And Sodium?

Sardar:
NA

Prof:
What will we gt if 1 Atom of BA & 2 Atoms of NA combine?

Sardar: BANANA! "
Junaid submitted on 11/21/10
Rating: 5/5
My Friendship is like onion which has many layers in it.

It will add taste to your life.

But if u try to cut it,

u will have tears in ur eyes.
Junaid submitted on 11/21/10
Rating: 5/5
Modern...
Obedient...
Nice...
Kindful...
Excellent...
Young...

Hey! Thats me.

Don't be SAD,
Even ur name is there.

Read the 1st letter of Every Word! ;)
Junaid submitted on 11/21/10
Rating: 5/5
7 Angels
Visited me &
Askd 4 the Most
Inteligent
Smart
Nice
Sweet
Nobel
Well Behavd
&
Well Groomd
person
I Gave Them
Ur Address

DEKHA?
Kesa Ullo Bnaya
Un Ko?"
Junaid submitted on 11/21/10
Rating: 3.67/5
NOKIA VIRUS Enter PIN code:

Enter PIN code:

F Enter PIN code:

FU Enter PIN code:

FUC Enter PIN code: FUCK YOU !
YOU JUST BEEN FUCKED BY ME
Junaid submitted on 11/21/10
Rating: 5/5
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye,

I don't worry I don't cry,

I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
Junaid submitted on 11/21/10
Rating: 0/5
I'd ride u sitting,

I'd ride u lying.

If u were a bird I'd ride u flying.

And when ur dead and long forgotten

I'll dig u up and ride u rotten.
Junaid submitted on 11/21/10
Rating: 0/5
DO NOT PRESS ANY KEY This is:

-Virus- Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Hehe! NERVOUS?
Junaid submitted on 11/21/10
Rating: 0/5
5 differences between Turkish en ET:

ET looked better,

ET learned English,

ET came alone,

ET had his own bike and wanted to go home!
Junaid submitted on 11/21/10
Rating: 3/5
Little birdy in the sky,

dropped a poepie in my eye.

i don't scream, i don't cry.

i thank the lord that cow's can't fly!
Junaid submitted on 11/21/10
Rating: 0/5
I'm popey the sailorman,

I'm member of the klu klux clan,

when I pull the triger,

I kill a fucking nigger.

I'm popey the sailor man,

toet toet.
Junaid submitted on 11/21/10
Rating: 0/5
I don't love.

I don't care.

I just married a millionair.

And if he dies I don't cry,

I just fuck another guy.
Junaid submitted on 11/21/10
Rating: 4/5
How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... ....................

How to keep an idiot entertained *press up
Junaid submitted on 11/21/10
Rating: 0/5
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
most poems ryhm,
but this one doesn't…
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