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Lalit submitted on 02/09/11
Rating: 4.88/5
Man - beta badey ho kar tum kya karoge. Boy - shaadi. Man - nahi mera matlab tha k tum kya banoge. Boy - dulha. Man -arey pagal mera matlab tha k hasil kya karoge. Boy - dulhan.
Sweet submitted on 11/04/10
Rating: 5/5
DOST or SATHI mai kia Farq hai? . . . . . Dost ki koi Qeemat nhi hoti Aur . . . . Saathi 5 Rupay k 3 milte hain… May I right? 0334-9136162
usman submitted on 08/27/10
Rating: 5/5
Lecturer: Which Comes First. . . SUN OR MOON ?

Studnt : Obviously, Moon. . . !

Lecturer: How ?

Studnt : Only After "HONEY-MOON"
SON Will Come. . . . ;->
usman submitted on 08/27/10
Rating: 5/5
Why do we all marry?
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Because romance is not the only element of life. We should also know horror,terror, suspense, stupidity n tragedy of LIFE.
usman submitted on 08/27/10
Rating: 5/5
Tere bin Mai yun kese jiyaaaa...
Kese jiyaaa tere bin....!!







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Very Happy!
Life set hai yar!
Tere Bin!
Balle balle!!
usman submitted on 08/27/10
Rating: 4.8/5
Today i was cooking chicken
When i added Hara dhania
Guess wat happened?



Chicken start dancing & singing
Hum pa ye kisne hara rang dala Mar dala Mar dala!!!!
usman submitted on 08/27/10
Rating: 5/5
Qus:

"Pizza Hut" Ka Opposite Kia Hota Hai. . . . ? ? ?
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Ans:

Pizza Hutna Mat. . . . ;->
usman submitted on 08/27/10
Rating: 5/5
UR Maths Good?
Then What U Get When U Add

SUN+LION+1/4?

Confusd?

Its Very Easy!


Stil Confused?

Given Up?

So Simple
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Oh Yar
Aftab Sher Pao
usman submitted on 08/27/10
Rating: 4.43/5
How c?n ? foreigner tell his serv?nt 2 open th? d??R,who doesn't kn?w English.

Think.

S?y this fast in American accent.

'THERE WAS A COLD DAY"
usman submitted on 08/27/10
Rating: 5/5
Jis TRAIN mein
SUNDAR-SUNDAR
LARRKIYAN safar kar
rahi hon us TRAIN
ko kya kaho gey.?

socho......




Or socho.......




its simple yaar.

"MAAL GAARRI".
usman submitted on 08/27/10
Rating: 0/5
jab kisi ki taraf dil jhukne lage,
baat aa kar zaban per rune lage.....

toh...

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are vicks ki goli lo khichkhich dur karo...

very simple
usman submitted on 08/27/10
Rating: 5/5
Ek DOCTOR apni beti ki shadi kis se kare ga?




Socho









Thora aur Socho







COMMANDER SAFEGUARD se





Kyun k yehi hai doctoron ki awaleen pasand;->
usman submitted on 08/27/10
Rating: 0/5
If u r in

LOVE....
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Ther jaen !
Abhi apki MAA G ko bata hon...
usman submitted on 08/27/10
Rating: 5/5
Aurton ki adat hy parda karna


Doosron sy nin apnon sy


Bhla kiun ?



Kahin pehchan na lain!
usman submitted on 08/27/10
Rating: 4.33/5
One technical ques.
Where do u find MANGOES?




on mango tree?




In Fruit shop?



No wrong ans.

Answer is

Where ever WOMAN goes
Pechay pechay
MAN-GOES:)
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