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usman submitted on 08/27/10
Rating: 4/5
Examiner : Why you wrote the formula in your hand.
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Student : Because my teacher told, "Formulas must be in finger tips".
usman submitted on 08/27/10
Rating: 0/5
Master: zameen par rahnay walay janwer bacha daitay hain.
Hawa main urnay walay anday daitay hain.

Lakin woh kon si cheez ha jo hawa main b urti ha or bachay b daiti ha?


Student: Air Hostess
usman submitted on 08/27/10
Rating: 5/5
LOGIC QUESTIONS

1)Wen will a horse hav 6legs?
2)Wer does monday cum b4 sunday?
3)Wer do u find a lot of cities without single house?
4) How can u double ur money?

AMAZING ANSWERS

1)Wen sum1 rides on d horse
2)In a dictionary
3)In a map
4)Show it in front of a mirror...
usman submitted on 08/27/10
Rating: 5/5
How a girl replies if Himesh proposes;


'O huzoor,bhaar me jaey tera suroor,surat se he tu khajoor,body se factory ka mazdoor,chal hoja duurr abeY langooor
usman submitted on 08/27/10
Rating: 1.77/5
1 hindu ne, Musalman se poochha
Yar hindo ko jalate or
muslman ko dafnate kyun hai?
Musalman vry simple yar
Khazanay ko dafnatay hai,
or kachray ko Jalatay hai.
usman submitted on 08/27/10
Rating: 3/5
Woh konsa waqt hota hai jab BHAI BHAI ka nai
BETA BAAP ka nai
MAA BETI ki nai
BETA MAA ka nai hota?





Ans:
jub shadi mein awaz aati hay

"ROTI KHUL GAE G",
usman submitted on 08/27/10
Rating: 0/5
do u know wt does dis symbol mean: "?"























































































it means: "puttha sawaal"..
usman submitted on 08/27/10
Rating: 0/5
IQ qestion
a rich man needs........,
a poor man has...........,
if u eat........... u will die
only one word fits in all the 3 blanks
ager pata chal jia to mujhy bhi bata dena

Ansawer is (Nothing)
usman submitted on 08/27/10
Rating: 5/5
Dil ke operation ko BYPASS kyon kehte hain?

Kyon ki agar operation theek ho gaya toh..
PASS varna Hamesha ke liye BYE!
usman submitted on 08/27/10
Rating: 0/5
Sanju baba ko fir se mili MBBS Ki digree...

Bole to...

M-mumbai
B-bomb
B-blast ki
S-saza.
usman submitted on 08/27/10
Rating: 0/5
Q: Harbhajan ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Shehwag.? why ??


A: Shehwag is an opener
usman submitted on 08/27/10
Rating: 0/5
1st Frnd: Roz Subha 15 Larkiyan Mere Intizar Karti Hai,
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2nd Frnd: Wha Kay Se?
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1st Frnd: Men Girls College Ki Van Ka Driver Hoon... ;->
usman submitted on 08/27/10
Rating: 5/5
Q: When Do You Congratulate Someone For Their Mistake. . .?

























Ans : On their Wedding. . .
usman submitted on 08/27/10
Rating: 0/5
Who's The Only Player Who Knows Each And Every Religious Song. . . ???
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Har-Bhajan-Sing [HarBhajan Singh]. . .
usman submitted on 08/27/10
Rating: 0/5
A Man Has A Crow. . . Who Has Very Soft & Tender Feathers..
What Does He Call It..?







Any Gueses







Dont Knw






He Calls It




"My-Crow-Soft.." ;->
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