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Adil submitted on 02/23/12

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When somebody who is deeply
in Love with you tells that
You are
cute, beautiful, & angelic,
I agree. That�s true,
Believe me,
I swear because love is definitely blind

Adil submitted on 02/23/12

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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don�t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

Adil submitted on 02/23/12

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God thought that since
he couldn�t b everywhere
he made a mother.
Then devil thought that
he couldn�t be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.

Adil submitted on 02/23/12

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Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
Zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?

Adil submitted on 02/23/12

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No visits�
no calls..
no sms�s�
no letters�
no missed calls..
I�m worried�
kya hua zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?

Adil submitted on 02/23/12

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Read each word Reversely:
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suomaF
rotcoD
dloT
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tahT
ylnO
latneM
stneitaP
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tnelaT
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Adil submitted on 02/23/12

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A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using his thumb

Adil submitted on 02/23/12

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U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ��
U r ULLU !!!

Adil submitted on 02/23/12

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n 3 ways u can break d mirror�
1.throw stone at d mirror
2. throw de mirror on d floor.
3. stand in front of d mirror and smile by showing ur teeth�.

Adil submitted on 02/23/12

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Question: Why do men chase women
when they have no intention of marrying?
Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars
when they have no intention of driving.

Adil submitted on 02/23/12

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Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
and
.
.
.
! U 2

Adil submitted on 02/23/12

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aj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho,
mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho,
dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe,
par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho!

Adil submitted on 02/23/12

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How Pakistani professors speak english,
1. Don�t dare talk in front of my back!
2.Both of u three get out of the class!
3.Why r u so late.. say yes or no?
4.Take 5 cm wire of any length!
5.I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls.
6.All of u stand in a straight circle.
7.Quiet! The principal just passed away�
8.Everybuddy stand lengthwise.
9.Y r u looking at the monkey outside da window wen I�m here?
10.Ur talking bad habbit.

Adil submitted on 02/23/12