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Adil submitted on 02/24/12
Rating: 5/5
Note Worthy Advice
To All
Girls: Don’t Apply
Too Much Make-Up
On Your Face..
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You Don’t Know
Where Boys Look
First..!! :-p
Adil submitted on 02/24/12
Rating: 0/5
Kya aap ki Girl friend
k paas ye sab hai..?

Nashili Aankhen
Kapkapate Hont
Thartharata Badan

Agr hy
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to
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DENGI Virs hy Os ko…!
Adil submitted on 02/24/12
Rating: 0/5
Sign board at a pakistani petrol pump
“please don’t smoke here!
we know your life has no value
But
Petrol is very
expensive”
Adil submitted on 02/24/12
Rating: 0/5
:”:
Aap bare “BEWAQUF’
HO.
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Jab oper bata dia ha to
neechay kia certifcate
Lenay aye ho :-)
Adil submitted on 02/24/12
Rating: 0/5
Khubsurat Log Hamesha
Yun Keyu Kehtein Hein
“Main Abhi Busy Hon”
……………….Socho

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Nahi Pata?
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Bad Mein Batao Ga
Main Abhi Busy Hun.
Adil submitted on 02/24/12
Rating: 0/5
Life Is The Way How
You Look At It:
“LIVETOGETHER”

Some Will Read As:
“Live Together”

Others Will Read As:
“Live To Gather”
AND
Some Will Read It As:
“Live To Get Her”
:-D :-x
Adil submitted on 02/24/12
Rating: 5/5
Kerte Thy Hum Jin Sy
Mohabbat Ka Dawa”*

“Kerte Thy Hum Jin Sy
Ulfat Ka Dawa”
Wohi Ly Gaya Meri Manji
Ka Pawa.
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Shava Vai
Shava..!!
Adil submitted on 02/24/12
Rating: 0/5
Pakistan Ka Sab se
wadda chawal Insan
kon Hy?

Ye jan’ny k liye
daikhiye Aaj Raat
Theek 2 Bajy…
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sHEESHA:)
Adil submitted on 02/24/12
Rating: 5/5
Kabhi pasand na aye
saath mera to bata
dena ae dost

Hum dil pe pathar
Rakh k tumhein goli
maar denge
(,”)
/))–=-
|\
thaa..
thaa.. thaa..
Adil submitted on 02/24/12
Rating: 0/5
Girlfriend Ko Apni
Palko Par Bitha Lo,

De K Khushi Us K Sary
Gham Chura Lo

Pyar Karo Us Ki Saheli
K Samne Itna K..

Us Ki Saheli Bhi Aa K
Kahy

JANU Muje Bhe Phasa Lo..
Adil submitted on 02/24/12
Rating: 0/5
Us Ko Chor Jane K Bad
Main To Marne Hi Wala
Tha

K Achanak Yad Aaya,Us
Ki cousion Ny Bhi Apna
Number Diya Tha,
/(‘,’)/
..(_) Uth Shazaday
../_/ Himat Kr..
Adil submitted on 02/24/12
Rating: 0/5
Hazraaaaaaaaaaat!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Pepsi fair 70 di
ho gai aye!
Adil submitted on 02/24/12
Rating: 5/5
1 Larke Or Larki
Ki Shadi Howi To
Garmi Bohot Thi
Ap Yaqeen Karo
K Dosre Din Hi
Un
K
Gher
Bacha Howa
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SaLaN Khrab
Ho Gaya.
Adil submitted on 02/24/12
Rating: 1/5
Mirpur Khaas Ka Ek
Ilaqa Jis Ka Naam
Chimta Gali Hai
Wahan Ek Insan Anday
Deta Hai

ASTAGHFIRULLAH

Or
Wo Bhi 95 Rupay
Darjan…!
Adil submitted on 02/24/12
Rating: 0/5
!””!__!””!.*.*
!..APPY..!.*.*.*
!..!””!..!.*.*.

*.*.*Bila Waja
Day .*.*.*

.*.*Awain*.*
Mubarak Ho*

*Khaamakha*
Khush Raho
Or
Fazool Mein
Muskurao.

Faaltu Mein Aap
Ko SMS Kiya.

Aap Ne Parha
Aap Ka Shukriya

Dosaron Ko Bhi
Forward Kar K
Bila Wajah Tung
Krein… ;-)
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