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usman submitted on 08/21/10
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Thought Of D Day

Never Hold Ur Farts In.

Dey Travel Up

Ur Spine,

In 2 Ur Brain

N Thats Where U

Get Shitty Ideas

From!

So Blast 2 GLORY!
usman submitted on 08/21/10
Rating: 0/5
Teacher: wat is difference b/w

1. Call girl
2. Girl frnd
3. Wife?

Student:

1. Prepaid
2. Post paid
3. Zong (1 no free sari Life, raat 12 se subah 7 tak)
usman submitted on 08/21/10
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What Foolish Concepts

Society Has ?

If A Watch Goes Bad,

They Say BAND HAI.

And

If A Girl Goes Bad,

They Say CHALU HAI !!.
usman submitted on 08/21/10
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Difference between good girls and bad girls?
Ans:Good girls open few buttons in hot atmosphere but bad girls open all buttons to make the atmosphere hot.. ;-)
usman submitted on 08/21/10
Rating: 5/5
Balochi:
Hamare registan mein
"Khush-Amdeed" bolo to vapis awaz aati hai
"Amded Amded"

Pathan:
Hamare paharon ma
"I Luv U" bolo tu awaaz Aata hai
"Luv u Luv u"

Punjabi:
A keri gal a.
Saade pind vich awaz maro,
"Teri Maa Di. . ."
te vapas awaz aandi a,
"Teri Pahen Di"
"Teri Niki Di"
"Teri W@ddi Di"
usman submitted on 08/21/10
Rating: 0/5
The Beauty of English:
Ever noticed how deleting one word after the other in a sentence can lead to a story?
e.g.
Oh John please don?t touch me at all.

Oh John please don?t touch me at.

Oh John please don?t touch me.

Oh John please don?t touch.

Oh John please don?t.

Oh John please.

Oh John.

Ohhh.
usman submitted on 08/21/10
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GABBAR: Ye haath humko dede Thakur.

THAKUR: Theek hai, lele. Par 1 shart hai.

Vada kar?.

Roz ?POTTI? dhone tu ayega. . . . . .
usman submitted on 08/21/10
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Beta: mama ye pregnant kya hota hai?

Mama: beta ghussay ko pregnant kehte hain.

Next day beta school se aa raha tha k ek larki pe gir gaya. Us larki ki maa usay danT?ti hai to wo kehta hai: oye gira teri beti pe hun aur pregnant tu ho rahi hai
usman submitted on 08/21/10
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Sardar: larkiyan bhi ajeeb hoti hain. baat karo to thappar marti hain!

Pathan: yehi to tum na patay ka baat kia, larka acha hota hai . . . ;->
usman submitted on 08/21/10
Rating: 0/5
Tum chand se khobsorat ho sitaron se poch lo

Tum pholon se khobsorat ho bharon se poch lo

Tum larki se bhi khubsurat ho
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.
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.
.
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.
Pathano
se poch lo..
usman submitted on 08/21/10
Rating: 0/5
Saali- Mini skirt me jijaji k paas aakar kehthi hai: Jiju dekhiye to, jukne se meri panty dikhthi he kya?

Jija: Pahle pehan to lo, phir dikhana.
usman submitted on 08/21/10
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The wind

The wind

The naughty wind

That blows the girl?s skirt high

But the nature is clever

It sends dust with the wind

To close the boy?s eyes.?;-)
usman submitted on 08/21/10
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Arz kia hai.

The later the bus the longer the que.

The later the bus the longer the que.

Wah Wah Wah

The shorter the skirt the better the view!
usman submitted on 08/21/10
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Tchr: Passive mai badlo!

Bache jab Sunsan Jagaao per Jate hein to Hadso ko Janam Dete hein!

Student: Sunsan Jagao per huey Haadse Bacho ko Janam Dete Hain
usman submitted on 08/21/10
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A small kid wrote 2 Santa Clause,
?send me a brother.?
Santa wrote back,
?send me ur mother.?
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