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Adil submitted on 02/24/12
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Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!
Banta to his new bride
Adil submitted on 02/24/12
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udge: 3rd time you are coming to court,
You don’t have shame?
Santa: you are coming daily,
You don’t have shame?
Adil submitted on 02/24/12
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An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
Adil submitted on 02/24/12
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A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.
Adil submitted on 02/24/12
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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I’m coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.
Adil submitted on 02/24/12
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Santa:
Major Rohail told me T.V cabel is not good for kids,
they don’t study,so i got rid of it
Banta: Good?
Santa: Now we have a Dish Installed
Adil submitted on 02/24/12
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Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…
Adil submitted on 02/24/12
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Santa cuts sides of the capsule
before taking it?
Guess why?
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To avoid the side effects!
Adil submitted on 02/24/12
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Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons.
One day a pigeon reaches Banta without message.
Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.
Adil submitted on 02/24/12
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Santa and banta were walking on the road and a well shaped lady was walking in front of them:
Santa: Kya maal hai yaar.
Banta: Yaar, maal se yaad aya bhabhi ka kya haal hai?
Adil submitted on 02/24/12
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Preeto : There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.
Banta : Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.
Preeto : I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.
Banta : You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car?
Preeto : In the pool.
Adil submitted on 02/24/12
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A man to Santa : Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home.
Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man and said : He’s not my friend
Adil submitted on 02/24/12
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Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM. ;-)
I kiss my wife everyday.
Adil submitted on 02/24/12
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Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave
Adil submitted on 02/24/12
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Tutor 2 SANTA: What is ur father’s name?
Santa: “Beautiful Red Underware”
Tutor: R u joking?
Santa: No sir my father’s name is, “Sundar Lal Chadha
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