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khattak submitted on 08/22/10
Rating: 0/5
Jeeto: I didn"t know you smoked. When did you start?
Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray.
khattak submitted on 08/22/10
Rating: 5/5
Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don"t you use a mouth wash?"
khattak submitted on 08/22/10
Rating: 0/5
Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.
khattak submitted on 08/22/10
Rating: 5/5
A sweet girl goes to Banta"s shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao.
Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya.
khattak submitted on 08/22/10
Rating: 5/5
Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"
khattak submitted on 08/22/10
Rating: 4/5
Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi.
khattak submitted on 08/22/10
Rating: 0/5
In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer to main kutton ko daal doon.
Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW
khattak submitted on 08/22/10
Rating: 4.67/5
Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye
khattak submitted on 08/22/10
Rating: 0/5
Girl: Will u marry me?
Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se
khattak submitted on 08/22/10
Rating: 4/5
Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ?
Santa: Main !
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai
khattak submitted on 08/22/10
Rating: 0/5
Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA
khattak submitted on 08/22/10
Rating: 0/5
Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, BETA hua BETA. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It’s a gal
khattak submitted on 08/22/10
Rating: 5/5
Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.
khattak submitted on 08/22/10
Rating: 0/5
Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paudhe thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudhon ko pani dal.
Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.
Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.
khattak submitted on 08/22/10
Rating: 0/5
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai.
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