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khanbaba submitted on 04/26/11
Rating: 5/5
wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing
wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date
khanbaba submitted on 04/26/11
Rating: 4.57/5
Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it?s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first
khanbaba submitted on 04/26/11
Rating: 5/5
Husband aj weekand hai main relax karna chata hn isliay 3 tickets laya hn movie k wife 3 q hum tu 2 hain husband ek tumara or baqi 2 tumaray amme abbu k.
khanbaba submitted on 04/26/11
Rating: 4.29/5
HoW Wives Call TheiR HusBanDz In FirsT 7 YrZ:
1st Yr... AG
2nd Yr..OG
3rd Yr... SuNTeY HOo
4th Yr... BuNTy K BaPUu
5th Yr... MaINeY KaHa SuNTeY HOo
6th Yr... KaHA MaR GayE
7th Yr... AaP AatY HOo K My AaO...
khanbaba submitted on 04/26/11
Rating: 4.57/5
Wife: What is 10 years with me?
Husband: A second.
Wife: What is $1000 for me?
Husband: A Coin.
Wife: Ok give me a Coin.
Man: Wait a second!
khanbaba submitted on 04/26/11
Rating: 5/5
1 Ghar mein TWINS paida huwe to saas ne kaha: mubarik ho! bhala bataao.. hmare pakistan k halat daikh kar bache bhi dunia mein akele ane se darte hain.
khanbaba submitted on 04/26/11
Rating: 5/5
Wife: suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai. Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k paas..
khanbaba submitted on 04/26/11
Rating: 5/5
Shadi k fero me ladki - Suno g,ajj se AAPKE bina mai nahi,aur MERE bina aap nahi.4 Saal baad wohi bivi - 'kutte!Ruk ja!Aaj tu nahi ya mein nahi...!
khanbaba submitted on 04/26/11
Rating: 0/5
An Economist explains the reason for having 2 wives

Monopoly is Always Damaging!

And?

Competition Improves Service!
khanbaba submitted on 04/26/11
Rating: 5/5
Husband & Wife!
Dono hotal me gai to 1 larki ne Hello kaha,
Wife kon thi ye
Husband tum plz mera demagh kharab mat karo,
Abhi us ko bhi batana hai k tum kon ho.
khanbaba submitted on 04/26/11
Rating: 5/5
A Wife's prayer:
Lord
Give me WISDOM to understand my husband
LOVE to forgive him
PATIENCE with his moods
Bt
Don't give me STRENGTH
i'll kill that Bastard.. ;->
khanbaba submitted on 04/26/11
Rating: 5/5
Husband: I am Going Out For Five Days...!

Wife: Ok But Don't Surprise Me By Coming Back Early, OtherWise U'll Be Surprised. . . ;->
khanbaba submitted on 04/26/11
Rating: 5/5
A man inserted an 'add' in the classified: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
khanbaba submitted on 04/26/11
Rating: 0/5
Pati Patni ghumne gaye.



Raste mein GADHA ghas kha raha tha.



Patni: Wo dekho tumhara rishtedar ghas kha raha hai. Namaste karo.



Pati: Namaste sasurji...
khanbaba submitted on 04/26/11
Rating: 4.75/5
1st Friend: My wife converted me to religion.
2nd Friend: Really?
1st Friend: Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell.
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