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khanbaba submitted on 04/26/11
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If Columbus had been married he would have never discovered America cuz -
1-Where are u going ?
2-With whom ?
3-To discover what ?
4-Can I come ?
5-When are you coming back ?
6-Can't you work from home?,
7-Can you take mom-in-law with u as well?
8-What will you bring for me?
9-Do call me when u reach there?
10-wapsi pay timatar aur dahi laitey aana :D
khanbaba submitted on 04/26/11
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Lets celebrate men's day
~BECHARA~MARD~

Agr Orat pr hath uthaye to zalim or pit jaye to buzdil,

Orat k agy chaly to Firon peche chale to Zan Mureed,

Orat ko kisi k sath dekh k laray to jealous or chup rahe to beghairat,

Ghar se bahar rahe to Awara or ghar me rahe to nakara,

Bachon ko dante to jaabir na dante to la parwah,

Orat ko service se rokay to Shaki mizaj na rokay to Orat ki kamai khane wala.

Akhir
Ye ßechara jae kahan?:-P
Think about it!
khanbaba submitted on 04/26/11
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Biwi Husband Se, Yeh Apki Shirt Par Lipstick Ka Nishan Kaha Se Aaya?

Husband: Men Khud Pareshan Hoon Mene To Us Waqt Shirt Utari Hui Thi :-D
khanbaba submitted on 04/26/11
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Aik Bv ne apny Naraz Shohar ko msg Bheja (pora parhna)



Zara jo door jaty ho,

Tab ehsas hota hai

k baqi kuch nhi rehta

Mere jevan k angan main

Meri khushion k daman main

Tere bin kuch nhi rahta

Udasi Chahee rahti hai

Sapne Adhuray se lagte hain

Din Sadion se lagte hain

In Ankhon ki jalti lo Madhm parne lagti hai

Umeden marne lagti hain

Tere hathon se mere hath

Achank choot jate hain

Mere Armaan Roty hain

Tujhe awaz dete hain

Tujhe wapas Bulate hain

Suno Laot Aao na

Suno Laot Aao Na







Neez (: Aaty howy tandoor sy 15 Rotiyan Lety aana)
khanbaba submitted on 04/26/11
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ßiwi §hohar §y: Aapko Mera ßanaya Hua Halwa Pasand Nai Aaya ßachy To 3 Palaiten kha Çhuky Han

Andar §y Awaz Ai Mama 1 Palate Aur Dena 1 kitab ki Jild Reh Gæ Hy
khanbaba submitted on 04/26/11
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Girlfrnd:
chand kitny hoty hain?

Boyfrnd:
2,
1 Tum
or
1 wo oper

After Meriage

Wife:
Chand kitne hoty hain?

Husband:
Anni diye,
Nazr nai anda
1 E honda aa..
khanbaba submitted on 04/26/11
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Husband:
aGAr mRe HaTh MeiN hUk0mAt h0 t0 MeIn MulK kI TAqdEEr bAdAL dUn gAa..!!;->

Wife:
Tm pHleY ApNi ShAlwAr BadaL L0 SuBhA se Ulti peHni huEy hEy:-P.....=p
khanbaba submitted on 04/26/11
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The Husband is the Head of the Family,

But

Wife is the Neck of the Family,
which
can turn the head any where she wants ;-)
khanbaba submitted on 04/26/11
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HuSbaNd n wIfE wEnt 2 pIcNiC,
At pIcNiC sPoT hUsBaNd lOstEd hEr wIfE.

.

.

.

MORAL:
LucK By Chance
b¡:=P;->
khanbaba submitted on 04/26/11
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Kitna Baybus Hai Insaan Qismat K Aagay
Her Sapna Toot Jata Hai Haqeqat K Aagay
Jis Ne Kabhi Jhukna Nahi Sekha Duniya Main
Wo Bhi Jhuk Jata Hai BEGUM K Aagay :-)
khanbaba submitted on 04/26/11
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On 20th Anniversary husbnd deep in thought..

Wife: Wat r u thinking?

Husbnd: Do u remember when ur dad caught us dating?
Wife's heart melts, thinks its sweet of him 2 still remembr that date

Husbnd: He pointed his gun at me & said either marry my daughter or go 2 jail for 20 years

Wife smiles ''Yes'

Husbnd sighs n says: Aaaaaaahhh!
i would've been free today!:-D
khanbaba submitted on 04/26/11
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Position of a Husband


Is just like a Split AC...


No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor,


He is designed to remain Silent in Indoor.
khanbaba submitted on 04/26/11
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Shohr: maalum hota he k daraaz me koi khane ki chiz he.?

Bivi: Aap ne bilkul sahi andaza lagaya is me mere sendel hen. . . ;->
khanbaba submitted on 04/26/11
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WIFE: Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai K Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota?''

HUSBAND: Nahi, Main ne kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha...!
khanbaba submitted on 04/26/11
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Mid Night
Wife 2 her (Police Inspect0r)husband:aJi Uthiay,
Ghar Me Ch0r aA Gaye hYn.

Husband: Sonay Do Mujhay Main iS WAqt Duty pEr Nahi ho0n.
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