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khanbaba submitted on 04/26/11
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Husband:Hypnotise karna kya hota hy?
Wife:Kisi ko apnay control me kar k apni marzi k kaam karwaana

Husband:Chal jhoTi,usay to Shadi kehte haiN.
khanbaba submitted on 04/26/11
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NAwAAb tO hiS BeguM: HATA Lo ApNe ChAhre Se Ye ZuLfE, Ae JAAnE-E-TAmAnnA , , ,

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AgLi BaAr KhAAnE Me BaAL AAYÄ to GunjA Kar DungA . . :d :p ;->
khanbaba submitted on 04/26/11
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Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,

Our Son Steals It.

I Don't Know What To Do About It

Hus: Keep It In His ENGINEERING Books.

He'll Never Touch!
khanbaba submitted on 04/26/11
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JuB MaI BhUdI AuR BaDsUrAt Ho JoW Gi KiA TuM TuB BhI MuJh Se KaRo Ga? BiVi Ne ShOaR Se SaWaL KiA

ShOaR: KaR ToU RaHa Ho . . ;->
khanbaba submitted on 04/26/11
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Ek Padri Dosray Se Yaar Meri B.V Ghar Baar Sab Kuch Le Lia Or Talaaq De Dia,
Doosra Padri:(Rotay Huay)
Yaar Tum To Buhat Khushnaseeb Ho Meri Begum Ne Mujh Se Pran,Pardhan,Izat,Dolat Sb Kuch Le Lia Or Talaaq phr Nai Dia.
khanbaba submitted on 04/26/11
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Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?

Kion ke shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hissey me aatey hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai... :-)
khanbaba submitted on 04/26/11
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Bv:ap nay pichlay sal eid par meri ami ko lohay ki kursi di the.
Is saal kia irada ha.
Shohar: is saal us main current chornay ka irada ha. :->
khanbaba submitted on 04/26/11
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Man 1- I Notice Dat Ur Wife Is Mostly In The Kitchen
Probably She Loves Cooking Many Varieties

Man 2- No! Actualy Our Telefone Connection Is In The Kitchen ;->
khanbaba submitted on 04/26/11
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Shohr bV sE:

'HaTa lO ApNe ChEhRe Se Ye ZuLfeE JaAn e TaMaNnA!
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Ab AgAr KhAaNaY Me BaAl AyA To GaNjA Kr
DuNgA!!!':-
khanbaba submitted on 04/26/11
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Aik sahab hamptay kamptay ghar may dakhil huay,
unho nay haath may gold ka aik cup pakra hua tha,

Wife: ye cup kahan say mila?

Husband: mai daur may first aya hun.

Wife: doosre aur teesre number par kon aya?

Husband: doosray number par police afsar aur teesray number par cup ka maalik... =P ;->
khanbaba submitted on 04/26/11
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!Wife: I Have Changed My Mind..

Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now??
khanbaba submitted on 04/26/11
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A fact about women:
They can see a hair of a girl on their husband's coat from 20 meters away, but they can't see a pillar from two meters while parking a car..
khanbaba submitted on 04/26/11
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Wife shoping kr k wapis ayi to husbnd wife se saman laite hoye bola:zaror tm mere khane k lye kch lai hogi?

Wife: bilkul thek kaha isme mere new sandel hen ;->
khanbaba submitted on 04/26/11
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BIWI shohar se
'Tum shadi ke bad badal gaye ho!',

'SHOHAR'
Maine tumhein pehlay hi bata diya tha ke mujhey shadi shuda larkiyon main koi dil chaspi nahi... ;->
khanbaba submitted on 04/26/11
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1 Aurat ka husband gum ho gaya
Wo apni paronsan k sath report darj karwane police station gai or apne husband ka huliya btaya.
Handsome
Lamba Qad
Gora rang
Gaal pe dimple

Parosan: jhoot Q bol rahi ho?
Tumhara husband to kala,chote Qad ka or mota hy

Aurat: jo gaya so gaya
jo aaye wo to acha ho.
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