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Adil submitted on 02/05/12
Rating: 5/5
I Miss you a Lot Dear….
SENDER:
Aishwarya Rai
+919542496632
Message centre:
+919540099996
” Don’t get excited. She sent It to me.
Adil submitted on 02/05/12
Rating: 0/5
When things go wrong,
When sadness fills your heart,
When tears flow in your eyes,
Always remember 3 things:
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.When things go wrong,
When sadness fills your heart,
When tears flow in your eyes,
Always remember 3 things:
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.When things go wrong,
When sadness fills your heart,
When tears flow in your eyes,
Always remember 3 things:
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.When things go wrong,
When sadness fills your heart,
When tears flow in your eyes,
Always remember 3 things:
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.
Adil submitted on 02/05/12
Rating: 5/5
Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then make a place,
4 Me in ur heart!!
I may come there any time!
Ur’s faithfully,
“Heart Attack”
Adil submitted on 02/05/12
Rating: 5/5
U are a…
B. I. T. C. H.
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Horny
R u smiling now?
“You Bitch”
Adil submitted on 02/05/12
Rating: 5/5
Q: What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: About 25 to 30 pounds.
Q: What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: About 25 to 30 minutes.
Adil submitted on 02/05/12
Rating: 0/5
Troubled youth: Father I have committed many sins recently.
I am addicted to read dirty sms on my mobile phone! Please help me.
Father: Don’t worry my son! Forward ur all sins to my mobile and relax!
Adil submitted on 02/05/12
Rating: 0/5
Twinkle twinkle little star,
I just went to royal bar,
Whisky rates are up so high,
So drink beer with chicken fry.
Adil submitted on 02/05/12
Rating: 0/5
I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go on our anniversary?”
She said, “Somewhere I have never been!”
I told her, “How about the kitchen?”
Adil submitted on 02/05/12
Rating: 5/5
Examiner : Why you wrote the formula in your hand.
Student : Because my teacher told, “Formulas must be in finger tips”.
Adil submitted on 02/05/12
Rating: 0/5
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
- Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
Adil submitted on 02/05/12
Rating: 0/5
Beggar: Sir plz give me rs. 6 For coffee.
Man: Coffee? Its rs. 3 only.
Beggar: 1 for my girlfriend!
Man: Wow! you too made a girlfriend?
Beggar: No sir, girlfriend made me a begger.
Adil submitted on 02/05/12
Rating: 0/5
There is a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.
- It’s called marriage.
Adil submitted on 02/05/12
Rating: 0/5
Man receives telegram:
Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don’t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Adil submitted on 02/05/12
Rating: 5/5
Category: Funny SMS

If U need ADVICE,
MSG ME.
If U need a FRIEND,
CALL ME.
If U need HELP,
E-MAIL ME.
If U need MONEY,
The number U dialed is not in service,
Plz don’t try again.
Adil submitted on 02/05/12
Rating: 0/5
Jasmeet kaur watched her husband santa singh searching high and low, all over the living room.
She asked him: What are you so frantically searching?
Santa: “Hidden cameras”
Jasmeet: And what makes you think there are hidden cameras here?
Santa: Or else, every few minutes, how is that guy on television saying,
You are watching the star world channel. “How can he know what I am watching
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