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Is phone acidic or basic in nature ?
acidic !
why ?
because it has a Ph value of 1
phone = ph one - pH 1
now plz go and hit ur head :D
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
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God made us body parts for a reason.
Eyes: 2 look at you
Hands: 2 pray for you
Mind: 2 remember you
Heart: 2 miss you
and
Legs: 2 kick you if u ever forget me!!
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
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We dont believe in life after..
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What a strange society....!
We dont believe in life after
death but yet people always
ask what next after engineering...!
Added on 28 May '10 | Posted by Veni Jain
Categories Funny SMS
What is Globalisation?..
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What is Globalisation?
Answer is Diana's death.
An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend in a German car driven by a Dutch driver, crashes in a French tunnel while being chased by Italian press reporters, on Japanese bikes,treated by Portugese doctor
Added on 28 May '10 | Posted by S. Mathur
Categories Funny SMS
World’s smallest resignation letter
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World’s smallest resignation letter?
Respected sir,
I love Ur wife.
Thank you
Added on 28 May '10 | Posted by Dushyant Vaghela
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Is phone acidic or basic in nature ?
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Is phone acidic or basic in nature ?
acidic !
why ?
because it has a Ph value of 1
phone = ph one - pH 1
now plz go and hit ur head :D
Added on 28 May '10 | Posted by Amrita Singh
Categories Funny SMS
God made us body parts..
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God made us body parts for a reason.
Eyes: 2 look at you
Hands: 2 pray for you
Mind: 2 remember you
Heart: 2 miss you
and
Legs: 2 kick you if u ever forget me!!
Added on 28 May '10 | Posted by Abhishek Chaudhri
Categories Friendship SMS, Funny SMS
Retail Price ?
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READ THIS SCARY STORY IF YOU DARE.
On a rainy day,
an old man was standing with a book for sale.
A young man came to buy.
He bought the book for Rs.3000.
Old man advised
“DONT OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK othrwise YOU’ll face problem”
Man finished the book with great fear but didnt open the last page.
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But,after a week,
Out of curiousity he opend the last page and..
he almost fainted to see..
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Retail Price: Rs 30/-
Added on 28 May '10 | Posted by Avinash Tyagi
Categories Funny SMS
There are two types of people in this world:
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There are two types of
people in this world:
good and bad.
The good sleep better,
but the bad seem to enjoy
the waking hours much more.
Added on 28 May '10 | Posted by Vikas Rawat
Categories Funny SMS
GIRL's r like an Internet Virus:
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GIRL's r like an Internet Virus:
They ENTER ur Life,
SCAN ur pockets,
TRANSFER money,
EDIT ur mind,
DOWNLOAD their problems,
DELETE ur smile nd HANG U 4ever.
Added on 28 May '10 | Posted by Avinash Tyagi
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Adil submitted on 02/28/12
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GIRL's r like an Internet Virus:
They ENTER ur Life,
SCAN ur pockets,
TRANSFER money,
EDIT ur mind,
DOWNLOAD their problems,
DELETE ur smile nd HANG U 4ever.
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
Rating: 0/5
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Tragedy of man’s life..
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Tragedy of man’s life
Nice men are ugly,
good looking men are not nice,
good lookin nice men are married,
good lookin nice unmarried men are gay
Added on 28 May '10 | Posted by Abhishek Chaudhri
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Advantage of not having LOVER..
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Advantage of not having LOVER
1.can sleep wel.
2 can save money
3 no worry abt how u look
4 no misd calls in mid night
5 no need to rechrg 2ce a dy
6 the mst imprtant is u cn fwd this
to all proud singles :
Added on 28 May '10 | Posted by Veni Jain
Categories Funny SMS, Love SMS
After a gr8 career amitabh taks a rest.
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After a gr8 career amitabh taks a rest,
Wah Wah
after a gr8 career amitabh taks a rest,
Taste me best Mummy aur Everest.,
Added on 27 May '10 | Posted by Vikas Rawat
Categories Funny SMS
Press Down To Have A CAKE
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Press Down To Have A CAKE
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Where Is Cake?
Kya Hua
Cake Chahiye
Tum
Pehle Hi Itne Sweet Ho Phir Cake Khao Gi To
SUGAR Ho Jayegi.
Added on 27 May '10 | Posted by Zeenat Khan
Categories Funny SMS
Ur Aim in Life should b "54321"..
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Ur Aim in Life should b "54321"
Shocked na!
5-Five Figure Salary.
4-Four Wheeler Vehicle.
3-Three Bedroom Flat.
2-Two Cute Children.
1-One Smart Life Partner.
Added on 27 May '10 | Posted by Dushyant Vaghela
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A terror for the day..
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A terror for the day
When I was studying in schol my
Teachers used 2 wear sun glasses..
Do u know why?
Because..I was such a "BRIGHT STUDENT!
Added on 27 May '10 | Posted by Dushyant Vaghela
Categories Funny SMS
Break up text message by britney..
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Break up text message by
britney 2 fedex
I'm divorcing U,kevin.
Crying real big tears-not -
Because pre-nuptials rule.
See u in court.
Love ya lots bye,britney.
Added on 27 May '10 | Posted by Veni Jain
Categories Break Up SMS, Funny SMS
Under the Age of 18..
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This is for ADULTS Only. . .
If you are
Under the Age of 18,
Please Please
Don’t read this sms..
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Election is coming,
Please Do Vote.!
Added on 27 May '10 | Posted by Ruchika Desai
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Adil submitted on 02/28/12
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Ultimate meaning of Love..
'What is special in Love?
Nothing special.
it has two vowels,
two consonants and two fools'
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
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A Black Baby Was Given A Set Of Wings By God.
The Baby Asked “Does This Mean I’m An Angel”.
God Laughed And Replied,
“Nah Niggah U Is A Bat!”
Happy Halloween
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
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Today is balance sharing day,
So send me maximum balance & give
The
Proof of ur friendship
With me
Happy balance day.. :->
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
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Wife To Husband: Tumhe Pyar Karna Nahi Aata.
Husb: To Kya Ye 3 Bachche Internet Se Download Kiye He?
Wife: Nahi...
Ye To Munna Ki PEN DRIVE Se Liye Hai..!!
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
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Today is balance sharing day,
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Today is balance sharing day,
So send me maximum balance & give
The
Proof of ur friendship
With me
Happy balance day.. :->
Added on 29 May '10 | Posted by Rohan Chauhan
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Tumhe Pyar Karna Nahi Aata..
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Wife To Husband: Tumhe Pyar Karna Nahi Aata.
Husb: To Kya Ye 3 Bachche Internet Se Download Kiye He?
Wife: Nahi...
Ye To Munna Ki PEN DRIVE Se Liye Hai..!!
Added on 29 May '10 | Posted by Dushyant Vaghela
Categories Funny SMS
Any man who can drive safely..
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Any man who can drive safely
while kissing a pretty girl
is simply not giving the kiss
the attention it deserves.
Added on 29 May '10 | Posted by Saurabh Hoodda
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My heart is like a mobile..
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GIRL:My heart is like a mobile
and you are the sim card
BOY:I m very happy. . .
Gal:dont b too happy. . .
If I get a new offer
I will change the sim card..!
Added on 29 May '10 | Posted by Veni Jain
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A smile cost less then electricity..
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A smile cost less then electricity
But Gives more light
So Always smile nd
prove that Ur the bes bulb in WORLD
Don't get Fused:)
Added on 29 May '10 | Posted by Suryanshu Thakur
Categories Funny SMS
Secret of happy life..
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Secret of happy life:
Get a girl who
cooks well,
Get a girl who
looks well,
Get a girl who
is rich
But
Make sure that 3 girls dnt meet each other !!
Added on 29 May '10 | Posted by Zeenat Khan
Categories Funny SMS
What do u call a 800 year old Hanuman Temple?
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What do u call a 800 year old Hanuman Temple???
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Guess???
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Give it a shot....
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MARUTI 800!!!
Added on 28 May '10 | Posted by Shrishti Das
Categories Funny SMS
Lecturer greater Mother..
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Why is a Lecturer greater
as compared to a Mother???
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Coz a Mother can put only
1 child to sleep..
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But a Lecturer can put a
whole class to sleep!!!! ;-)
Added on 28 May '10 | Posted by Suryanshu Thakur
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Adil submitted on 02/28/12
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A smile cost less then electricity
But Gives more light
So Always smile nd
prove that Ur the bes bulb in WORLD
Don't get Fused:)
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
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Secret of happy life:
Get a girl who
cooks well,
Get a girl who
looks well,
Get a girl who
is rich
But
Make sure that 3 girls dnt meet each other
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
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What do u call a 800 year old Hanuman Temple???
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Guess???
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Give it a shot....
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MARUTI 800!!!
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
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Why is a Lecturer greater
as compared to a Mother???
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Coz a Mother can put only
1 child to sleep..
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But a Lecturer can put a
whole class to sleep!!!! ;-)
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
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High level confidence!
Teacher 2 student: If u tel me ‘where is GOD’, i’ll reward u 100 rupees.
Student : n If u tell me’whr GOD is not’i’l reward u
200Rs.. ;->
