vTeacher: What Is The Differnce Himami
nd
Sunami ?
Tintu: Himami is Face Wash,
Sunami is Total Wash.!

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
Can kids of our age have kids?
Teacher replied no never!!
Boy said to girl :
see i told you not to worry !!! .

vGod has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
And many more..this is call as
Jahapanah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan.

Hi

The Cute

Sweet

Most Graceful

The Smartest

nd

Beautiful

Person

Khush ??

Chalo Ab Apna Kaam
Kro, Duusro’n Ko Bhi
Bewaqoof Banana Hy .. ;->

Husband Asks: Do You Know The Meaning Of WIFE?
It Means?

Without
Information
Fighting
Everytime!

WIFE Says: No Darling.,
It Means :-
With Idiot For Ever

Pori Raat Jagnay Ka Faida,
Subha Uth Kar Brush Nahi Karna Parta"

Save Ur Tooth Paste,



A Public Message 4rm
HAKEEM MASTANAY

Bagher dant wale... ;->

God saw your parents hungry,
He created pizzas.
God saw they are thirsty,
He created Pepsi. He saw them walking,
He created car.
He saw them without problems,
He created you!

chat per khare EID ka chand jab dekho.
is muke per ap mujhy yad karna.
jab kisi ko gale mil kar EID mubrk kaho.
is muke per mujhy yad karna

Question: define a boss?
Ans: An idiot who thinks that nine
women can produce a child in one month.

If Bill Gate's mother gets bored,
What will u call her?
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Take a Guess....
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MOTHER-BOARD!

What will u find inside a very clean nose like urs?
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A Lot of Finger Prints..!!

Blackmailing in recession.
Employee: if you do not increase my salary,
I will tell every one in office that you have
increased my salary and no one else's.

I lie on the ground,
and stare in2 space,
the stars start to move,
into the shape of your face.

Husband: Judge Sahab Mujhe DIVORCE Chahiye,

Meri Biwi Ne 1 Saal Se mujh Se Baat Nahi Ki,

Judge: Phir Soch Lo,

Aisi Biwi Qismat Walon Ko Milti Hai.

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Why Boys go to college ?
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Boys go to college
to develop the mind;
girls go to college
to catch them before this happens
Added on 30 May '10 | Posted by Suryanshu Thakur
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I sae your dad paying the bill..
Rating | SMS Length 1
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Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!
Added on 30 May '10 | Posted by Manan Malik
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There was a little..
Rating | SMS Length 1
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There was a little
confusion at the meeting
in the White House
when Bush was told
that Obama was coming,
Bush said, “Oh, you mean
We Caught him.?”
Added on 30 May '10 | Posted by Manan Malik
Categories Funny SMS, Politics SMS
Google maybe the most powerful search engine..
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Google maybe the most powerful search engine
but,
it can’t search
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the Shoes u lost at the temple !!
Added on 30 May '10 | Posted by Suryanshu Thakur
Categories Funny SMS
High level confidece..
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High level confidence!
Teacher 2 student: If u tel me ‘where is GOD’, i’ll reward u 100 rupees.
Student : n If u tell me’whr GOD is not’i’l reward u
200Rs.. ;->
Added on 30 May '10 | Posted by Rohan Chauhan
Categories Decent SMS, Funny SMS
Why do Indian women want same..
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Why do Indian women want same
husband in next life too??
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Bcoz
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Efforts taken by her to change him
in this life will not b wasted!! ;-)
Added on 30 May '10 | Posted by Dushyant Vaghela
Categories Funny SMS, Marriage SMS
Himami nd Sunami..
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Teacher: What Is The Differnce Himami
nd
Sunami ?
Tintu: Himami is Face Wash,
Sunami is Total Wash.!
Added on 30 May '10 | Posted by Shrishti Das
Categories Funny SMS
Can kids of our age have kids?
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Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
Can kids of our age have kids?
Teacher replied no never!!
Boy said to girl :
see i told you not to worry !!! .
Added on 30 May '10 | Posted by Ravnish Shinde
Categories Funny SMS, Naughty SMS
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