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Adil submitted on 02/28/12

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Why do Indian women want same
husband in next life too??
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Bcoz
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Efforts taken by her to change him
in this life will not b wasted!! ;-)

Adil submitted on 02/28/12

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vTeacher: What Is The Differnce Himami
nd
Sunami ?
Tintu: Himami is Face Wash,
Sunami is Total Wash.!

Adil submitted on 02/28/12

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Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
Can kids of our age have kids?
Teacher replied no never!!
Boy said to girl :
see i told you not to worry !!! .

Adil submitted on 02/28/12

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vGod has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
And many more..this is call as
Jahapanah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan.

Adil submitted on 02/28/12

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Hi

The Cute

Sweet

Most Graceful

The Smartest

nd

Beautiful

Person

Khush ??

Chalo Ab Apna Kaam
Kro, Duusro�n Ko Bhi
Bewaqoof Banana Hy .. ;->

Adil submitted on 02/28/12

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Husband Asks: Do You Know The Meaning Of WIFE?
It Means?

Without
Information
Fighting
Everytime!

WIFE Says: No Darling.,
It Means :-
With Idiot For Ever

Adil submitted on 02/28/12

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Pori Raat Jagnay Ka Faida,
Subha Uth Kar Brush Nahi Karna Parta"

Save Ur Tooth Paste,

A Public Message 4rm
HAKEEM MASTANAY

Bagher dant wale... ;->

Adil submitted on 02/28/12

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God saw your parents hungry,
He created pizzas.
God saw they are thirsty,
He created Pepsi. He saw them walking,
He created car.
He saw them without problems,
He created you!

Adil submitted on 02/28/12

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chat per khare EID ka chand jab dekho.
is muke per ap mujhy yad karna.
jab kisi ko gale mil kar EID mubrk kaho.
is muke per mujhy yad karna

Adil submitted on 02/28/12

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Question: define a boss?
Ans: An idiot who thinks that nine
women can produce a child in one month.

Adil submitted on 02/28/12

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If Bill Gate's mother gets bored,
What will u call her?
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Take a Guess....
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MOTHER-BOARD!

Adil submitted on 02/28/12

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What will u find inside a very clean nose like urs?
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A Lot of Finger Prints..!!

Adil submitted on 02/28/12

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Blackmailing in recession.
Employee: if you do not increase my salary,
I will tell every one in office that you have
increased my salary and no one else's.

Adil submitted on 02/28/12