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Adil submitted on 02/28/12
Rating: 5/5
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?….
It is just a formality,
like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
Rating: 5/5
Night poetry )


Na Din Ko Light..
Na Raat Ko Light..



Wah WAH wah!




Na Din Ko Light..
Na Raat Ko Light..



GOOD NIGHT
GOOD NIGHT. . .
GOOD NIGHT
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
Rating: 0/5
Internet par ladki pataayi
Internet par ho gayi sagaayi
Internet par divorce ho gaya
Is bahaane computer ka course ho gaya
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
Rating: 4.5/5
Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity nd tragedy of LIFE.
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
Rating: 0/5
70% College students in d World r sufferring 4m AIDS!!

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Can't believe?

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But its true!!


AIDS


A- Attendance N
I- Internal marks
D- Deficiency
S- Syndrome!
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
Rating: 0/5
Bipasha Bharat Ke Har Nagrik Ka Adikar He,

Bipasa Har Kisiki Jaruriyat He,

Bipasha Har Kisiko Milni Chahiye,

Bi-Bijli
Pa-Pani
Sha-Shadak
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
Rating: 5/5
Respected international kanjus,
Thanx 4 nt sending any sms.
U'll win BHARAT KANJUS RATNA AWARD
na na SMS MAT KARNA WARNA YEH AWARD
koi aur le jayega.
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
Rating: 0/5
If You Find a Cutest Friend.
Hold him with Both Hands.
Because
A Cute Friend Comes Once In a Lifetime.
Ok?
Ok.
Oh Ho!
Ab Choro bhi, Mujhe.
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
Rating: 5/5
A software engineer was smoking.
Girl: can't u see d WARNING,smoking
injurious 2 health?
Engineer: we worry only about ERRORS,
not WARNINGS !!
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
Rating: 5/5
What is the Similarity Between Marriage and 11:59 PM ?

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Think Again

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Ans:

Dono k Baad

Din Badal Jaate Hain. :)
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
Rating: 5/5
School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha:
Madam ji Thodi aap koshish karo,
thodi hum karte hain,
bachcha to nikal hi jayega..
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
Rating: 5/5
Breaking news,
pakistan cricket stadiums
are now available for marriage lawns
For booking please contact
MLB (Marriage Lawn Board)
former knwn as PCB.
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
Rating: 0/5
Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat,
sweet words r nice 2 say,
but sweet people r really hard
2 find. My goodness,
how the hell did u manage 2 find me..!!
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
Rating: 1/5
Ppl say
A blessed KISS is on HEAD
A sweet KISS is on CHEEKS
A passionate KISS is on LIPS
A romantic
KISS is on NECK
But seriously
Hottest KISS is on
Iron
Try it
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
Rating: 0/5
anta (scientist) cut a frogs leg n said JUMP.
Frog jumped.
He cuts another leg n say JUMP..
It jumped. Repets for 3ed leg.
Now he cuts the fourth leg and say JUMP,
Frog coudnt jump.
Santa wrote the result of his reserch, "If frog losees all its leg it become DEAF
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