They divide their age in half, double the
price of their clothes,
And always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.

Ten kids jumped into swimming pool..
Suddenly,
All water disappears??
Why ?
Think.. Think na..
New huggies ultra absorbes all !!

Good news!
A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend.
Just call me and order your kiss.
I will personally go and deliver it.

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Adobe Photoshop
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Best Advertisement Ever..
If u want to remove ur wrinkles,
Pimples,Face Marks and the
signs of skin aging,Try..
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"Adobe Photoshop"
Added on 19 May '10 | Posted by Suryanshu Thakur
Categories Funny SMS, Misleading SMS
The purity and trueness..
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The purity and trueness of love through
an Internet relationship far passes that
of one based on physical contact.
Added on 19 May '10 | Posted by Ankit Gupta
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Women have a passion for mathematics.
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Women have a passion for mathematics.
They divide their age in half, double the
price of their clothes,
And always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.
Added on 19 May '10 | Posted by S. Mathur
Categories Funny SMS
Ten kids jumped into swimming pool..
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Ten kids jumped into swimming pool..
Suddenly,
All water disappears??
Why ?
Think.. Think na..
New huggies ultra absorbes all !!
Added on 19 May '10 | Posted by Zeenat Khan
Categories Funny SMS
A new way to send Romantic kiss..
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Good news!
A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend.
Just call me and order your kiss.
I will personally go and deliver it.
Added on 19 May '10 | Posted by Aman Sahni
Categories Funny SMS, Kiss SMS
U May have 5 Reasons..
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U May have 5 Reasons
For Not SMSing Me..
1-No Time
2-No Free Sms
3-No Balance
4-Network Prob
OR
5-U Dont hav enough
Guts to Disturb A LION !!
Added on 19 May '10 | Posted by Dushyant Vaghela
Categories Funny SMS
Chicken tandoori 280 rs.
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We realise the value of life
increases only after it is lost........




eg:- Alive chicken 60 rs....
chicken tandoori 280 rs....
Added on 19 May '10 | Posted by Veni Jain
Categories Funny SMS
Sifgliyo chi chongloma cyona..
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Life has so much 2 teach us,
1 famous Chinese poet said
“Sifgliyo chi chongloma cyona
sung una sevol ping pinago ching”

Really touching na?
I almost cried;->
Added on 19 May '10 | Posted by Amrita Singh
Categories Funny SMS
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We realise the value of life
increases only after it is lost........




eg:- Alive chicken 60 rs....
chicken tandoori 280 rs..

Life has so much 2 teach us,
1 famous Chinese poet said
“Sifgliyo chi chongloma cyona
sung una sevol ping pinago ching”

Really touching na?
I almost cried;->

How to grow up a Baby
into an absolutely honest,
Innocent, Lovable, Truthful,
and an extremely intelligent Kid.?
.
.
Ask My Parents.

After getting up in the morning,
pray 2 god thank u god 4 making my day,
begin wid the sms of dis genius sender,
whoz smartnes will inspire me whole day..

You can tell more about a person
By what he says about others
Than
You can by what others say about him.

Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.

He asks, “How’s the situation?”

He was shocked nd nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!”..:-P

India Me Ek Ajeeb-O-Gareeb SMS Hai,

Bolta B Hai

Chalta B Hai

Khata B Hai

Monchen Hen Us Ki

Pagri Pehnta Hai

Naam Hai Uska?

S=Sardar
M=ManMohan
S=Singh;-)

Linux’s Worldwide Problems can be summed up with this quote:

"To install Joe's program, you need Bob's kernel hack,
but for Bob's kernel hack,
you've got to have Suzy's patches,
but Suzy's patches only work with a year-old kernel,
unless you get Mike's patches to Suzy's patches,
but even then, those conflict with Jeff's drivers,
which can be resolved only by installing Nancy's patches... “

A man was asked 2 explain dis saying:
Sorrow is our constant companion,
Happines comes nd goes.
Man said:
My Wife is always wid me.
Her frndz comes nd goes ;->

Great people talk about things.
Small people talk about other people.
And legends never talk they send sms

Beauty is not how you look.
Its not how beautiful you are.
Its not your figure.
Beauty is the inner self.
So always wear
Colorful undergarments.