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A fantastic sign-board displayed
in highways for rncouraging slow driving...
"Mr LATE" is always better then "LATE Mr."
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
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Statement of boys,
unsuccessful in making girlfrnds
in ENGINEERING,,
1st Sem:Meri toh pehle se hai..
2nd sem:Chalo try Karenge..
3rd sem:Apne batch me koi dhang
ki nahi hai
4th sem:Juniors bhi selfish hai..
5th sem:Bhai kisise intro karvade..
6th sem:Koi bhi chalengi..
7th sem:Mere pass time nhi tha varna
8th sem:Dekha puri degree ho gayi par
aaj tak kisiko bhav nahi diya !!!
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
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ave it once it'll will be left forever,
Get it once it'll be yours forever,
It's nothing but love,
Love only once and you'll be loved forever.
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
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10 Popular 24 hr. Services in
india
1.railway
2. Bbc
3.Internet
4.Apsrtc
5.Telephone
6.Police
7.Atm
8.Airlines
9.Hospital
nd next
MY SMS
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
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Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don’t like your face
Par dil ke Desktop
mein, nahin hai enough disk space
Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server
down
Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application
, create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna.
Wait main karoonga tumhaara intezaar karte karte,
Main so gaya yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
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GOd is great.
One such example is here
He blows the naughty wind which blows
the gal’s skirt high,
But he sends dust along to close
the boys eyes as well
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
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Mallika went to a swimming pool in a bra n panty.
Guard: madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed!
Mallika: kaun sa utaroon?
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
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Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel nd wicked Guy on Earth.
But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily nd Asked,
Yaar ye “JAY” kon hai?
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
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Teacher-whats ur father?
Santa- I.C.S
in summer
nd
P.C.S
in winter
Tchr-what's that?
Santa-Ice cream seller in summer
nd
Pakoda chat seller in winter.
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
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What is the difference between monkey nd donkey ?
Monkey saves this message nd
Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is yours.
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
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Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me,
main shore macha dungi.
Boy:Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi padegi..
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
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U get rich as U grow old
U start getting Silver in ur hair.
Gold in ur teeth.
Sugar in ur blood.
Stones in ur kidney nd Never ending supply of GAS!!
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
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Telling a lie is Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover a
n Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
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There are three engineers in a car..
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There are three engineers in a car:
An electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft’s desktop engineer.
Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road,
And the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.
The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred.
The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.
Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion, "Why don't we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it'll work !?"
Added on 24 May '10 | Posted by Suryanshu Thakur
Categories Funny SMS
A Tiger kild santa in zoo.
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A Tiger kild santa in zoo.
A Monkey asked y did u
particularly kill santa in
croud?
Tiger or nhi to kya sala kab
se chilla raha tha"Itni badi billi"
Added on 24 May '10 | Posted by Aman Sahni
Categories Funny SMS
What will be the name of Akshay at 47?
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What will be the name of
Akshay Kumar at the age of 47 years.
Answer:- AK-47
Added on 24 May '10 | Posted by Shrishti Das
Categories Funny SMS
You cant lose what you don’t have..
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Someday you may lose your hair.
you may lose your teeth- oyur money & even lose your mind.
But 1 thing you will never loose is oyur good looks.
because you cant lose what you don’t have!
Added on 24 May '10 | Posted by Poorak Sharma
Categories Decent SMS, Funny SMS, Insult SMS
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage..
Rating | SMS Length 2
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Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
Added on 24 May '10 | Posted by Dushyant Vaghela
Categories Funny SMS, Marriage SMS
Telling a lie is Fault 4 a little boy..
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Telling a lie is Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover a
n Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man
Added on 23 May '10 | Posted by Rohan Chauhan
Categories Funny SMS, Marriage SMS
Grome Thecanx Nimtejat Peradege..
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Shakespeare Said:
"Grome Thecanx Nimtejat Peradege.
Tinta Reamy Pejage."
Samajh Aya Kuch?
.
.
Nahi Na
.
.
Ulti Seedhi Baaten Hi Karta Tha.! Nafsiyatee..
Added on 23 May '10 | Posted by Suryanshu Thakur
Categories Funny SMS
Life's like a movie!
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Life's like a movie!
If u r sad- DRAMA,
If u r afraid- SUSPENSE,
If u r angry- ACTION,
If u look in mirror- COMEDY!
.
.
Now u r smiling!
That's- HORROR!! ;-)
Added on 23 May '10 | Posted by Shrishti Das
Categories Funny SMS, Insult SMS, Life SMS
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Adil submitted on 02/28/12
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Life's like a movie!
If u r sad- DRAMA,
If u r afraid- SUSPENSE,
If u r angry- ACTION,
If u look in mirror- COMEDY!
.
.
Now u r smiling!
That's- HORROR!! ;
