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usman submitted on 08/27/10

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GirL:
Jab tum ko fone karo tum Shave kar rahe hote ho
Tm din mei kitni Shave karte ho?

Boy
30 se 40

GirL:
Kya tum PaGaL ho?

Boy:
Nahi Main
"Naeei" hon

usman submitted on 08/27/10

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Larkian aik dosray ko gift krti hain.

Beautiful flowers,
perfumes,
neckleses,
teady bears,
purses,
rings
or bangles etc

laiken larky aik dosry ko kia dety hyn,

Guess kar0.

Aby, ye lay bachi ka number,to b kia yad krega,kis jiger sE dosti ki ha:-P

usman submitted on 08/27/10

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Ameero k bachay at Habib Bank top roof..

Wow man what a great view...

Gharebo k bachay:

Ao dekhte hain kiska thook pehle neche jata hai :D

usman submitted on 08/27/10

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*Ajab Chiragh hun "Din "Raat" "Jal" Raha hun "FARAZ"

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Main Thak Gya hun Koi "ROOH AFZA" hi Pila Dy Mujhe. . .:-P

usman submitted on 08/27/10

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Jaane Kese
Jeete Hain
Log Yaadon
K Sahare "pAppu",,,

MaiN Tu Aik SawAL YAad kAr k sotA huN Wo Bhi SubAh bhooL jAtA hoN... ;->

usman submitted on 08/27/10

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Abhi kuch dair pehle Banaras, Al-Asif, Nipa, Hasan Square, Gulshan, 5 Star, Airport, Shahrah-e-Faisal, Tariq Road, Numahish, or Sadar ke kuch Areas me na mal00m Afraad ne Mukhtalif Buses ko Roka or

Usme Baith kar apne apne Ghar Chal egaye :-D :-D

usman submitted on 08/27/10

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PARHAI soch samaj k chorna mery dosto,

kyou k....?

khota 60,000 ka or
reri 40,000 ki ho gai hai :-D

usman submitted on 08/27/10

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Be-Panaah Chahat k baad bhi Hum usey paa na sakey "pApPu"

Kisi SangDil ne usey 100 ka Load krwa k Jeet liya... ;->

usman submitted on 08/27/10

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Aik he kambal main ghuss gaye Mohsin or riaz...
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Kiun k pankha full speed se chala k bhaag gaya Faraz... ;->

usman submitted on 08/27/10

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Teacher;
Translate into English
"Yad-e-Mazi Azab hy Ya RAB, Cheen le Mjhse Hafiza Mera"

Papu:My Mind is Full of Data Base,
O God!Plz Make Me a Mental Case" ;->

usman submitted on 08/27/10

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Pagal Khanay Ka Incharge:

Aap Theak Hain, Is Liye Aapko RELEASE Kya Ja Raha Hai.

Magar Afsos K Kal Jis Pagal Ko Aapne Swimming Pool Mai Doobnay Se Bachaya Tha,
Aaj Usne Phanda Daal Kar Khud-Kushi Karli.

Pagal: Us Ne Khudkushi Nahi Ki Hai.

Woh To Maine Usay Taang Diya Tha Sukhanay K Liye. :-

usman submitted on 08/27/10

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Kia kaha?
haan?

Pehle zra isko parh len

1)POLICEMAN:
sub mujhse drte hen or me bv se

2)MOCHI:
me juton ki muramat krta hun or bv meri

3)TEACHER:
me school me musalsal bolta hun or ghr me srf sunta hun

4)AFSAR:
me office me afsar or ghr me adna mulazim

5)JUDGE:
me court me insaf krta hun or ghar me insaf talab krta hun

6)NAZIM:
me ilaqe ki khush hali me masroof rehta hun or ghr me apni bad hali pr rota hun

usman submitted on 08/27/10