Life's like a movie!
If u r sad- DRAMA,
If u r afraid- SUSPENSE,
If u r angry- ACTION,
If u look in mirror- COMEDY!
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Now u r smiling!
That's- HORROR!! ;

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High Class Insult
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"High Class Insult"
Girl to boy: Apne baal to dekho jaise
Ghass Ugi Ho.
Boy to Girl: Isliye itni der se soch raha
hu ke mere pass Bhes Q khadi he !! :D
Added on 23 May '10 | Posted by Dushyant Vaghela
Categories Funny SMS, Insult SMS
There r no words 2 describe..
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Somteimes...
There r no words 2 describe
how much we feel bout some ppl ....
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Thank God..
He gave us the middle finger.!! :P
Added on 23 May '10 | Posted by Sakshi Raut
Categories Funny SMS
Taare Mobile Par !
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Thanks for Watching My New Film'TAARE MOBILE PAR'
Kaisa laga? batana pz
Added on 23 May '10 | Posted by Dushyant Vaghela
Categories Funny SMS
A Great JAPANESE Proverb:
Rating | SMS Length 2
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A Great JAPANESE Proverb:

"If one can do it, U too can do it, If none can do it, U must do it .

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In Indian Version:

"If one can do it, let him do it. If none can do it, why waste our time on it.
Added on 23 May '10 | Posted by Abhishek Chaudhri
Categories Funny SMS, Inspirational SMS, Wise SMS Quotes
In 2010 Pakistan Means !
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In 2010 Pakistan Means
P=Petrol 88.89 RS Ltr
A=Aata 66 RS Kg
K=Khud Kash Hamle
I=Ilm Ki Kami
S=Sarko Pe Pani
T=Trafic Jam
A=Awam Helpless
N=No Electrictiy ;->
Added on 23 May '10 | Posted by Vikas Rawat
Categories Abbreviation SMS, Funny SMS
I want to be SINGLE once again..
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A song for all married people-

Give me some sunshine-
Give me some rain-
Give me another chance-
I want to be SINGLE once again
Added on 23 May '10 | Posted by Sakshi Raut
Categories Funny SMS
10 Popular 24 hr. Services
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10 Popular 24 hr. Services in
india
1.railway
2. Bbc
3.Internet
4.Apsrtc
5.Telephone
6.Police
7.Atm
8.Airlines
9.Hospital
nd next
MY SMS
Added on 23 May '10 | Posted by Ravnish Shinde
Categories Funny SMS
Your file not found..
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Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!


Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don’t like your face

Par dil ke Desktop
mein, nahin hai enough disk space



Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server
down



Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application
, create main karoonga


Tum usse debug karna.

Wait main karoonga tumhaara intezaar karte karte,
Main so gaya yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya
Added on 23 May '10 | Posted by Pallavi Sheth
Categories Funny SMS, Love SMS
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Somteimes...
There r no words 2 describe
how much we feel bout some ppl ....
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Thank God..
He gave us the middle finger.!! :P

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Thanks for Watching My New Film'TAARE MOBILE PAR'
Kaisa laga? batana pz

"If one can do it, U too can do it, If none can do it, U must do it .

nd

In Indian Version:

"If one can do it, let him do it. If none can do it, why waste our time on it.

In 2010 Pakistan Means
P=Petrol 88.89 RS Ltr
A=Aata 66 RS Kg
K=Khud Kash Hamle
I=Ilm Ki Kami
S=Sarko Pe Pani
T=Trafic Jam
A=Awam Helpless
N=No Electrictiy ;->

A song for all married people-

Give me some sunshine-
Give me some rain-
Give me another chance-
I want to be SINGLE once again

English Wonder
These Words Have Something In Common…
Banana,
Dresser,
Grammar,
Potato,
Revive,
Uneven
Could U identify ?
In each of the words listed,
Move 1st letter to the end of the word and read backwards.
It spells the same… (:->

Girlfriend is like paanipuri always tasty,
"lover" is like pizza, hot n spicy,
"wife" is like dalchawal no other option but good 4 health.

Its d month of
Kisses, surprises,
Proposals n dates,
Chocolates n gifts,
Hugs n luvsongs
It's feb..
Wishng u a love filled
Valentine month..!!

Boy:
Boys are always more intelligent than girls
Girl:
Any proof?
Boy:
We always say intelliGENTS,
have u ever heard telling intelliLADIES..??;-)

There are three engineers in a car:
An electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft’s desktop engineer.
Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road,
And the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.
The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred.
The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.
Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion, "Why don't we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it'll work !?"

A Tiger kild santa in zoo.
A Monkey asked y did u
particularly kill santa in
croud?
Tiger or nhi to kya sala kab
se chilla raha tha"Itni badi billi"

What will be the name of
Akshay Kumar at the age of 47 years.
Answer:- AK-47

Teacher says to student, In Algebra
A=B
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B=C.
It means A=C.

Nw give relevant example.
Student: Sir, I love U n U love ur daughter,
It means that I love your daughter.