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Adil submitted on 02/28/12
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Beautiful flowers die,
Nice stories end,
Lovly songs fade,
Momeries r forgotten
All things comes 2 end,
Bt ppl like U always remain forever..
coz Ghost Nve Die
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
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Every woman needs a husband
Bcoz there are a number of things
that go wrong For everything u
cannot blame God or the Government
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
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Best slogan seen on a
famous beauty parlour...
"Dont whistle at d girl
going out from here...
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she might be ur grandmother...!!
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
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After a gr8 career amitabh taks a rest,
Wah Wah

after a gr8 career amitabh taks a rest,

Taste me best Mummy aur Everest.,
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
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Press Down To Have A CAKE

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Where Is Cake?
Kya Hua
Cake Chahiye
Tum
Pehle Hi Itne Sweet Ho Phir Cake Khao Gi To
SUGAR Ho Jayegi.
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
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A terror for the day
When I was studying in schol my
Teachers used 2 wear sun glasses..

Do u know why?

Because..I was such a "BRIGHT STUDENT!
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
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Break up text message by
britney 2 fedex
I'm divorcing U,kevin.
Crying real big tears-not -
Because pre-nuptials rule.
See u in court.
Love ya lots bye,britney.
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
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This is for ADULTS Only. . .
If you are
Under the Age of 18,
Please Please
Don’t read this sms..

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Election is coming,
Please Do Vote.!
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
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If all Indians start studying

All get good marks
but

jobs are limit


more unemployment

more youth suicides

more crime




SAVE INDIA
Stop Studying !!!
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
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There are Two Words in a Person's Life
That Will Open Many Doors for Him.

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Push and Pull. :-)
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
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vvDo u want Nokia mobile absolutely free,
With a free simcard having free sms and free outgoing?
Simply log on to www.stop-dreaming.u.idiot.com.
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
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Love is our Dividend

Children are our Bonus Issues

Education is Brands / Patents

Knowledge is our Investment

Experience is our Premium Account

The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately.

The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
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What a strange society....!

We dont believe in life after
death but yet people always
ask what next after engineering...!
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
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What is Globalisation?
Answer is Diana's death.
An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend in a German car driven by a Dutch driver, crashes in a French tunnel while being chased by Italian press reporters, on Japanese bikes,treated by Portugese doctor
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
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Is phone acidic or basic in nature ?
acidic !
why ?
because it has a Ph value of 1
phone = ph one - pH 1
now plz go and hit ur head :D
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