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Mannan Master submitted on 11/02/12
Rating: 4.95/5
Teacher goes on his lecture on \'Case\'.After finishing lecture- Teacher-Rahim!can u say,which case is this, \'He killed himself\' Rahim-yes sir,It,s a murder case.
kelvin159 submitted on 03/06/12
Rating: 4.69/5
What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear,? A car is too dear and A monkey is U dear.
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
Rating: 4.94/5
Birds luv u...
Monkys luv u...
Hippos luv u...
Girrafe luv u...
Chimpnze luv u..
PLEASE.............
RETURN to ZOO They all miss U!!
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
Rating: 4.6/5
Zindage.com k liye pyar ki web said
zarore hain kyun k dil k hotmail par pyar
ki chating adhore hain
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
Rating: 4.73/5
Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
nd
no one teaches
How to choose a Wife,

NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
Rating: 4.5/5
What is a difference between
a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?

A kiss is so dear,?
A car is too dear and
A monkey is U dear.
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
Rating: 4.29/5
Kia aap switzerland jana chahte hy?
Or
wahan jakr 5 star hotel me stay krna chahte hen?
to
vist kijiye ga hmari web site
.
.
www.BETA apni oqat me raho.com.
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
Rating: 4.7/5
Palkun pe bethaya hai tumhien..
Bohat duaon k baad paya hai tumhien..
Itnay Asani se nahi mile ho tum..
International z00 se churaya hai tumhien..
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
Rating: 4.29/5
You can impress anybody
by your style Attitude.
Talent Intelligence nd
if that is not enough then just
say them I am Dushyant's "FRIEND"..
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
Rating: 2.75/5
One good thing about Internet dating:
you're guaranteed to click with whomever you meet
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
Rating: 4.67/5
Girls are like internet domain names...

the ones I like are already taken.
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
Rating: 4.5/5
Today I Walked on d Road,
Suddenly 5 Policemen Surrounded Me,
I got Amazed.
I Asked Police:
Y r U Surrounding Me?
.
.
.
Police:Bcz Govt. Order "SAVE OUR TIGERS"
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
Rating: 5/5
the longest word in english
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis(45 letters),
it's a disease name occuring in lungs.
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
Rating: 5/5
o Keep
-l- on
/ > dancing

o Keep
-l- on
< > dancing

o Keep
-l- on
< \ dancing

o Keep
-l- on
< > dancing
Adil submitted on 02/28/12
Rating: 4.67/5
Teacher:Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!
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