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khattak submitted on 08/25/10

Rating: 4/5

Teacher:
Jo Ander Aane K Liye Sab Se Chota
Sentence Bole Ga
Ussey Gift Mile Ga

Eng Child:
May I Come In?

Urdu Child:
Mai Andr A Skta Ho?

Memon:
Achivina

khattak submitted on 08/25/10

Rating: 5/5

Memon:
Yeh Kaila(Banana) Kaisay Diya?

Shopkeeper:
1rs.

Memon:
60 Paisa Ka Deta Hai?

S.K:
60 Paise Mein To Sirf Chilka Milega.

Memon:
Ley 40 Paisay
Chilka Rakh Aur Kela Day De

khattak submitted on 08/25/10

Rating: 0/5

A Memon On His Death Time.
My Wife, Where R U ?
Wife:
Yes, I�m Here

My Sons & Daughters
Ru All Here?
Yes, Papa

Memon:
To Phir Brabar Wale Kamre
Ka Pankha Q Khula Hay ???

:D :D:D

khattak submitted on 08/25/10

Rating: 5/5

1 Memon 14th Floor Se Neche Gira
Girte Waqt Usne
Apni Ghar Ki Khirki Me
Apni Wife Ko Roti Pakate Hue Dekha
To Chilla K Bola
Meri Roti Nahi Pakana!

khattak submitted on 08/25/10

Rating: 5/5

A Memon Called A Newspaper Office
And Asked:
Mera Baap Mar Gaya Hai, Kya Charges Hongay?

Newspaper:
Rs.50 Per Word.

Memon:
Oh Bohat Ziyada Hain,
Acha Likho �Ghafoor Bhai Died�.

Newspaper:
Sir! It Should Be Minimum 6 Words!

Memon:
Oh Ho!
Jara Sochnay Do�..
Acha Likho��

Ghafoor Bhai Died � Suzuki For Sale .

khattak submitted on 08/25/10

Rating: 5/5

Memon Ask To Taxi Driver:
Abdullah Shah Ghazi K Mazaar Jao Gay?

Taxi Driver:
Han Jaon Ga.

Memon Ne Jaib Se Shopper Nikala Or Kaha:
Wapsi Main Langar Ki Biryani Lete Aana.

khattak submitted on 08/25/10

Rating: 5/5

Shadi Me 1 Memon
Bahut Der Tk Khata Raha,
Kse Ne Pocha Bhae Kab Tak Khaty Rhogy?
Memon:
Yaar Me Khud Kah Kha K Thak Gya Hun
Pr Kya Kron Card Me Lkha Tha

�Dinner 7 To 10pm �

khattak submitted on 08/25/10

Rating: 4/5

Memon To Dukandar:
Yaar Zara Toothbrush Dena
Mere Brush Ka 1 Baal Toot Gaya Hai

Dukandar:
1 Baal Toota To Naya Q Lerahe Ho

Memon:
Jo Toota Hai Woh Akhri Tha.

khattak submitted on 08/25/10

Rating: 5/5

1 Memon Road Se Guzar Raha Tha
Achanak Usne Jhuk Kar
Road Se Kuch Uthaya
Aur Zoor Se Chillaya
Kameenaay Log
Poti B Aesi Kartai Hen
Jaisay Koi Samoosa Para Ho..

khattak submitted on 08/25/10

Rating: 5/5

Tumne Is Saal Mehnat Se Kaam Kia Hai
Is Liye 5000 Ka Bonus
Cheque De Raha Hon.
Agar Isi Tarha Kaam Karoge To
Agle Saal Is Pe Sign Ker Donga

khattak submitted on 08/25/10

Rating: 0/5

Ek Memon Ko Jin Charh Gaya
3 Din Baad
Jin Khud Aalim Ke Paas Gaya Aur
Bola:
Aalim Sahab!
Ujhe Bahar Nikalo
Mein To Bhooka Hee Mar Jaonga

khattak submitted on 08/25/10

Rating: 5/5

Teen Dost Tha
Phela Pathan
Dusra Panjabi Or
Tesra Memon

Ramzan Ka Mahina Tha
Dostoo Na Bolaa Ka Yar Zakat Dana Ha
Too App Log Kasa Daite Ho

Too Phela Dost Pathan Bola:

Ka Hum Khali Maidan Ma Ja Kar Gol Daira
Banataa Ha Or
Asman Ma Paisa Uchalta Ha
Joo Paisa Daira Ka Bhair Jata Ha
Woo Zakat Kartta Ha
Or Joo Andar Houta Ha Woo Humara Houta Ha

Phir Punjabi Na Bola:
Ka Hum Aik Lakir Kachtta Ha
Or Paisa Uchalta Ha Joo Paisa
Left Hand Par Jatta Ha
Woo Zakat Karta Ha Or
Joo Right Hand Par Woo Humara

Phir Memon Dost Sa Poucha Ka Woo Kasa Karta Ha
Too Memon Ne Kaha:
Astag-Firullah App Log Assay Zakat Kartay Ho
Yea Lakir Fakir Keya Ha
Hum Khali Maidan Ma Jatta Ha
Or Paisay Asman Ma Uchalta Ha
Joo Paisa Asman Ma Gheya Woo Zakat Ka
Or Joo Paisa Necha Aaya Woo Humara

khattak submitted on 08/25/10

Rating: 5/5

Memon Apne Bacho Se Bola:
Jo Rat Ko Khana Nai Khaega Use 5 Rs Dunga
Bachay 5 � 5 Rs Le Kar So Gaye

Subah Bola:
Jo 5 Rs Dega Use Hi Nashta Miley Ga!

khattak submitted on 08/25/10

Rating: 0/5

Titanic K Sath Memon Bhi Doob Raha Tha
Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha

Dost:
Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?

Memon:
Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda

khattak submitted on 08/25/10

Rating: 4.5/5

Memon Boss 2 Worker:
Tumne Is Saal Mehnat Se Kaam Kia Hai
Is Liye 5000 Ka Bonus Cheque De Raha Hon
Agar Isi Tarha Kaam Karoge To
Agle Saal Is Pe Sign Ker Donga

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