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Submitted by: Fahad Junaid (junaid@emobilez.com) on July 12, 2007
Rating: 4.38 out of 5

How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*

Submitted by: Fahad Junaid (junaid@emobilez.com) on July 12, 2007
Rating: 5 out of 5

Mommy, Mommy! Can I wear a bra now? I'm 16.. Shut up, Albert…

Submitted by: Fahad Junaid (junaid@emobilez.com) on July 12, 2007
Rating: 5 out of 5

Roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn't…

Submitted by: Fahad Junaid (junaid@emobilez.com) on July 12, 2007
Rating: 4 out of 5

Little birdy in the sky, dropped a poepie in my eye. i don't scream, i don't cry. i thank the lord that cow's can't fly!

Submitted by: Fahad Junaid (junaid@emobilez.com) on July 12, 2007
Rating: 0 out of 5

Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good myself.

Submitted by: Fahad Junaid (junaid@emobilez.com) on July 12, 2007
Rating: 0 out of 5

Idiot (id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees with you.

Submitted by: Fahad Junaid (junaid@emobilez.com) on July 12, 2007
Rating: 3 out of 5

Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.

Submitted by: Fahad Junaid (junaid@emobilez.com) on July 12, 2007
Rating: 5 out of 5

5 differences between Turkish en ET: ET looked better, ET learned English, ET came alone, ET had his own bike and wanted to go home!

Submitted by: Fahad Junaid (junaid@emobilez.com) on July 12, 2007
Rating: 0 out of 5

DO NOT PRESS ANY KEY This is: -Virus- Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Hehe! NERVOUS?

Submitted by: Fahad Junaid (junaid@emobilez.com) on July 12, 2007
Rating: 4.5 out of 5

I'd ride u sitting, I'd ride u lying. If u were a bird I'd ride u flying. And when ur dead and long forgotten I'll dig u up and ride u rotten.

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