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You can cross the ocean without wetting your legs ...... But u can't cross the life without wetting u r eyes

He kisses her gently on the lips. She does not feel comfortable, squeezes her legs, and so his glasses broke.

It is red and it taps on the window .................... A baby in a microwave.

I like your style ... I like your class ... but most of all I like your ass

A woman is a marvellous creation, she produces milk without eating grass, she bleeds without being hurt, gets wet even when it does not rain and sucks without needing power.

Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!

Nice hair, a shame that you sit on it.

When are you really full of confidence? .............. If you fart having diarrhoea.

On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!

You know when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and Greenpeace carries you back to the sea.