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sardar to sardar hotay hai

Teacher: Gve english translation of "bazar mai golliya chl rahi hai."

Sardar rplies"the tablets r walking in the market."

Zinda hai bibi Zinda hai..

Zinda hai bibi Zinda hai...

tou phir 27 december ko chutti kis baat ki hai?

Assi b smart,tussi b smartsadda rang sawla,te twada rang b thikAssi b inteligant,Te tussi b inteligantbas frak inna hai k,Sadda dil saf,te twada dimag.

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20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand

A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.

Are these your eyes, I found them between my brests!

At this moment i have a déjà vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I have forgotten this before.

Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!