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Newton's wife to newton:how i m lukin??
Newton:tanc/sinc
wife:wat??
Newton:tan c/sin c
=(sin c/cos c)/sin c
=sin c/(sin c.cos c)
=1/cos c
=sec c

I love you in the mornig, I love you in the evening, but most of all, I love you when you are leaving.

A girl phoned me the other day and said...Come on over, there is nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.

When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!

If you have no voice: SCREAM...... If you have no legs: RUN......... If you have no hope: INVENT…

Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer.

Of course... If you want something there is always a way to get there. Unfortunately on my way there are road works.

If I'd had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents !

Love your neighbour, but don't get caught.