Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
Nope.....u still ugly!
How do u keep an idiot amused? Watch this message until it goes away!
I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back...! Nice Ass.
Y did the jelly baby go 2 school? Cuz he wanted to be a smarty.
Whats the best thing about babies? MAKING EM!
Inflexibility is the hallmark of the Tiny Mind.
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!
Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
In Ikea they have a Shelf storage system called Nob - So that's the only shop you can go into and ask the assistant to wheel your Nob to the car cuz it's too heavy.