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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!  

Nope.....u still ugly! 

How do u keep an idiot amused? Watch this message until it goes away! 

I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back...! Nice Ass. 

Y did the jelly baby go 2 school? Cuz he wanted to be a smarty. 

Whats the best thing about babies? MAKING EM!  

Inflexibility is the hallmark of the Tiny Mind. 

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck! 

Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?  

In Ikea they have a Shelf storage system called Nob - So that's the only shop you can go into and ask the assistant to wheel your Nob to the car cuz it's too heavy.